Asha

asha's PET PEEVES!!!!

Sunday, September 16, 2007 // 8:29 PM

What are the most IRRITATING things in the world to you?
asha's lists some of the stuff that BUGS her like HELL!!!

LIFT ME UP
Honey,pounding the lift buttons like you're a professional boxer ain't gonna make it move any faster.Same goes for those huge traffic light knobs.You're not going to stop traffic just because you are pressing it again and again and yet again.And would it kill you to hold the lift door open and wait the three seconds i would take to reach it?Don't think i can't see you frantically pressing the "door close" button as if your life depended on it.

POLE DANCING
It's sardine city with the office crowd clamouring to go home on the mrt.It's hot and humid.and it certainly ain't fragant in here.So you're certainly not helping by leaning your whole body against the pole meant for ten pairs of hands to hold on to.And stop giving me dirty looks and tsk-tsking when my fingers accidentally touch your back as i grab the pole to prevent from stumbling when the mrt jerks.jerk.

BAGGING IT
I am downright impressed that you paid double the fare so that you could dump your shopping bags on the seat next to you.Oh,what was it again?You didn't pay for two?Then its pretty funny that my butt paid full fare and its gota stand in the crammed busload while your retail loot hitches a free ride.Hilarious.

RETAIL BUDDY
Don't think i'm ungrateful for the personalised and undivided attention you are giving to me.I am appreciative of your intent to ensure you're on a hand to help should i need any.But must you stand barely 20 cm away and cast beady eyes in my direction,matching me step for step as i walk?I already have a shadow and even she takes an occasional day off.

BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP
Yes those are pores.Yes,they are big.No,i don't need $400 worth of your facial products to make them disappear.Neither do i need the cosmetics with a $300 price tag to hide them.Why?I like them.They're my best friends.We go shopping and everywhere together...

DIGGING FOR GOLD
Oh,for heaven's sake.Those are nostrils not a potential escape route!And puhleaseeee...
Do.Not.Flick.
Tissues were invented for a reason you know.

so there you have it..i'm suddenly pissed off right now.ARGHHHH!
now at the count of three,everyone roll your eyes...all together now...

with lotsa disgust,
Asha
(the B.I.T.C.H is back!)