THE EX(BOYFRIEND) FILESSS
Friday, March 16, 2007 // 4:02 PM
holla!
its been a year since i broke up wit ma ex..sob2...urghhh!
but gues wat...he's still bitchin about me till tis dae!
and tat im a bitch,i sux,or wut was it?i neva existed???
well guess wut dearie,i dun mind u bitchin bout me.jus bitch till u get tired ayte?
n fer the peeps outsa dere whu jus wanna here the juiciest gossip,jus hear till ya ears drop off..weeee!
just wat is his fweakin problem uh?i wonder....
shud he entirely be blamed...or do i get the part of the blame..??
the problem:
he initiated the break-up
no reason
and went missing in action fer a month!
sooo...do i reallly noe da reason why i broke up with my ex? NO..
-ya noe the real freakin reason why you broke up with ur boyfwen?
-haf u eva wundered the guys u hooked up with which seem soo ohh-purrfect neva call u again afta u went fer dat movee date?
-or why guys dun aprroach u n dey prefer your frens?
i've yet to ged da real reason fwom tat ex of mineee...
but heree are some of the reasons why guys dig u n y dey dun..
(tis is based on experience uh!i've learnt n mebe u cud pick sum of da tips)
-ur pretty but u whine n whine n whine...quit whining babes..it sounds lyk howling dogs to guys
-ur sweet,but ur mouth is all ohh sooo bitchy.nutin nice comes outa ur mouth
-ur hot..but u dress too skimpily(goes to dose whu haf boyfwens,boys do ged possesive at tymes ya noe..dey feel that we r their possesion n somehow we do have to respect it to a certain extent)
-ur blessed wit brains but u push and boss dem around(demanding rides..bring me here..bring me dere)
-gurls,dun vent yur anger at him afta u had a bad dae wit SOMEBODY ELSE n not him!
dey r there to comfort u n be ya fwen not ur punching bag fer goodness sake!
n guysss,dun get sensitive by her monstrous hideous tantrums.we r screaming tru u not at you!
-BAD BREATH!NEED I SAE MORE GURLS???
-chicks,bear tis in mind we are gurlfrens not stalkers..dun call 50 times a day sweetie..guys need space,dun traped dem lyk a caged bird.the best way to lose love is to hold on to titely,the bes wae to keep love is to gif them wings.
-guys dun lyk it wen u lie
-n gurls,no matter how hot tat guy fren of his is...dun flirt wit him in his presence or witout!news spread ya noe..
-n dun fake ur boob size,and dun try to flash tat non-exiztent butt of urs...its obvious ya noe!n guys are not buyin it...hehehe
soo,tats wut i haf gathered..of course if u haf anymore reasons or experiences on why a guy neva can stick to u..do leave ur comments ayte!
soo here cums the mushy part.
neva gif up on love..the fastest way to recieve love is to give love..
AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
till now,
the ex files is closed.
asha
