FRIENDSHIP?IS THERE TRULY ONE?
Monday, April 16, 2007 // 7:27 PM
A BIG HYELLOOO to all chicks.whether ur truly hot or self-claimed,jus hello to u!nay kaung lar?("thats how are you?" in myanmar,gosh im startin to pick up different foreign languages since i started work,hehe)and yeah...im startin to make a few friends at my werkplace...(pok join me quick!).oopssss!did i sae FRIENDS??jus what is the real definition?>cud i consider him/her a friend if i knew her for only...hmmmm...1 week?what is the true definition of friends?it cud be up to u...make a list...asha's friendship list:- peace
- respect
- compassion
- honesty
- trust
- loyalty
- fun
- love
oh well,i tink i barely got a pass on that test up there..so seriously,do i or do i not have a true friend?do you>?
im sure u've heard people going like "i don't trust her.but shes my bestfriend!"oh well at least for me,i have heard people sayin that...to be exact,i think ive said that before..maybe,a trillion times?(omg!asha is a bitch!)
accept the fact gurls,whenever u see that ur gurlfren is smarter,hotter,prettier,or she gets to date hot guys or her boobs are enormous not tiny like urs! the list can go on and on and on...YOU GET JEALOUS!its just a girl thing...gurls get jealous at the slightest stuff,we are emotionaL creatures.sometimes,too emotional.i'm like that.
and therefore i conclude thAT wen a gurlfriend suceeds,a little in us dies.
and then u say,my friendship lasted...its still everlastin!
oh well i tink i have an answer to that,friendship lasts when each friend thinks she has a slight superiority over the other.
face it,wen u tink tat ur slightly prettier and all the reasons like the above.u fell more comfortable with thAT friend of urs,cus u noe she can't beat u.okok,i'm like that too.
im startin to count how many friends i have left....this is scary..
and then u ask me again,why are gurl friendships sooo plastic and fake?soo full of lies and gossip?
it doesn't happen to boys...
oh well,i tink i can answer that too..hehe
boys kick friendship like football and it doesnt seem to crack,gurls treat it like glass and it falls into pieces.
we are jus too possesive.when we have a bestfriend,it jus have this certain rules.
- we are not allowed to tAlk to either of our enemies,despite whether u bear a grudge on that person or not.
- whAT she likes u like it too
- what she hates u must hate it too
- u start talkin and qoutin her words
- ur clothes are the same..........etc...etc.............................................
lets jus sae,bestfriends=identical twins
that's why we have the bestfriend lookalike compatible competition..omg?don tell me we have to look the same to be friends now..
AND WHOEVER SAID THAT FRIENDSHIP IS EASY,HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAD A TRUE FRIEND.
here comes the musht partttt!!weeehehehehehe
The best of friends,
Can change a frown,Into a smile,when you feel down.
The best of friends,
Will understand,Your little trials,And lend a hand.
The best of friends,
Will always share,Your secret dreams,Because they care.
The best of friends,
Worth more than gold,Give all the love,A heart can hold.
specailly dedicated to all my peepies out dere,nint ko ngar chit tae(i love u/in myanmar)
ah chit(love),
asha
(p.s:lets add BETRAYAL to my friendship list):)
asha's PLASTIC FANTASY
Saturday, April 7, 2007 // 1:50 PM
IF i had all the boys in the world..id make them work for me
lick my boots,oh! just PLEASE me
IF i had all the boys in the world, id make them WORSHIP me
CRAVE for me and DIE for me,oh!darling, just KNEEL to me
IF i had all the boys in the world,id seek revenge to those that hurt me
and all those that hurt my species,id cut your little balls..
IF i had all the boys in the world,
id made them into a coin operated one
and turn them on whenever i want to
no,if i want to!
and till it reaches the climax ,
they will be still....
till i insert a coin into my toy
n boy,
I WILL TELL U WEN WE WILL STOP!
and until then,honey,you will work it till i need to wind u again
when i 'm satisfied,a reward waits upon you
with another coin id insert into your cute little butt
and we play MY games till i get tired(of you)
that's when id take you by my fingers
and shove u under my bed
where its dark,stinky and full of your kind
cause,
I HAVE ALL THE BOYS IN THE WORLD
AND YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER REJECTED TOY!
love,
asha
p.s:inspired by a chick who can't make up her mind,i was against you
soo now,i tried to think like you.for gurls sufferin the same boy dillema,tis goes out to euu!
boys and toys
they rhyme dont they.
duh!i love my boyfriend!
duh!muahx!xoxoxo
spoiltbratzzzzz!!! THE REAL RICH AND THE WANNABES
Wednesday, April 4, 2007 // 3:45 PM
BRATZ.they are the worse group of females you could ever come across be it as a friend or werse,a gurlfriend.but weird as it seems,weirdos like these still are accepted in our social circle, even mine.two reasons being soo,we either dun giv a fcuk about their “multi-rich” lifestyle or we jus can’t get enuf of the gossipin about them to oda people.
me?frankly…it’s a lil bit of dose two reasons on y I still accept these “rich gurls” in my social circle.
the wannabes:
sadly,some gurls were’nt born to be such pampered freaks.it could be the influence of media,or jus a struggle within oneself to stand out.lets jus say its soul-searching gone wrong!
these gurls would swear upon gucci,prada,channel,fendi,coach…blah3 etc.but they hardly own one.oh yes,salutes to those brands.but jus spottin their brand aint gna make u a superstar dear switie.its how u carry it.personality to be exact.spoiltbrats,be it the real or the fake.they lack that.
how to spot a wannabe:
.wen u spot a gurl dressin up in an evening satin dress at cathay cine in the afternoon
drenched in sweat(prolly jus to show off)
.wearin ultra tite hot pants wen ur not blessed wit long lean scar-free legs,not tat im demoralising(I have short legs in fact).but tats jus showin excessive skin!plus if u spot any cellulite or strech marks,hah!now tats a giv away for a wannabe,cus the real rich have money to make those ugly scars disapear.
.wannabes hardly haf any real rich friends cus the rich brats only wanna be wit the rich brats.its like ur outa their league.soo these wannabes usually hang out wit average gurls like me so they can boss n show off.it makes them feel more superior than us.
.they talk about fine dining for dinner but they hardly haf any cash.
.fast food is a curse and wen u mention it their faces change as if u trew shit at their faces,but they end up eatin at dose places tho.
.they talk in a stupid slang.gurls stop it ok!its a huge turn off.in fact I tink it makes u look like u have speech problem.
.thay dress up to town almost everyday but they hav no cash.prolly jus scoutin around fer attention.it mus be a tiring job huh?hehe
.they talk about how they bought these forever21 shirt tat cost $60 n they’re soo proud of it.mind u,the real rich dun talk about the cost.they jus pick n pay.
.wen they start qoutin catch phrases like “tats hot”,”cool”,”I tink tats cute”,”gorgeous”,or “cud u get me this and tat”,puhleeesssshhhh”….omg,that is soo not hot!is tat all in ur cutie putie pinky dictionary?
.they dun use to smile and be loud.they’re soo stuck up and walk lyk sum catwalk model.
.lastly,they wanna be in the centre of attention,and they make u feel ur not guwd enuf.
the richbrats:
what more need I say about them?every single stupid detail mus be done for them.
a tiny weeny diarohhea means hospital fer dem
a thirsty lil throat means starbucks fer them
a hungry lil tummy means fine dinind fer dem
shopin and spendin 60oo bucks a week is a hobby fer them.
compulsive and exageratin behavoiur is soo them!
please dear parents,ur destroyin ur precious gurls!!!
they r turnin into monsters!haha
n nobody wans to befriend a monster
werse still she mite be taken advantage by her friends fer fame or jus the money
friendship=company nutin more den tat.
soo,do you have brats as friends?it cud be ur best friend..
how do we deal wit it:
.talk calmly and lay ur opinions
.do not criticise and say stuff like”u haf bitchy behaviour”,”y ur soo sucky nowadaes?”
.ask her if she’s facin any problems
.tell her u miss the old her and u miss the thinks u used to do wit her
.do those tinks u used to do wit her
.get a new hobby fer the both of u like muay thai or picnics.they get u away from the busy high life and help u lose calories.
if she insists and is not able to accept ur opinions u mite as well leave her alone!
harsh?well not to me.it mite be a guwd tyme fer self reflection fer her.anyway,y shud u stress urself if she doesn’t even wanna hear u out and ignores ur feelings..?
jus tell urself,”people change.some fer the better,some fer the werst.she’ll wake up one dae.its not my loss,its hers.cus I did care about her,but she didn care about me”
cherios ladies!!!
lurve,
asha
28 march 2007
