Asha

ASHA'S LOVE PROFILE 4:HOW TO GET OVER A GUY IN TEN DAYS!(FOR THE BROKEN-HEARTED)

Sunday, September 9, 2007 // 9:20 PM

*Forget about losing a guy in ten days.you've lost him.your once purrfect relationship is GONE!
you need a new mission:it's the ultimate EX-treme action plan to get you glowing,smiling and dancing right into your power.
lets get into a whirlwind tour and start celebrating your life as YOU again!

DAY 1-GET A GODDESS MAKEOVER
We know the value of the look good-feel good mantra.So,get a fashion overhaul.pay a visit to the hairdresser and pour out your sorrows as you reinvent yourself with a radical new hairdo.don't stop there,get a facial,a set of fancy manicure/pedicure,some seriously sexy new lingerie(refer to previous articles on hot to show on lingerie) and choosig a killer outfit that says "I'M BACK!". Spare nobody when you're scraping off your old-beau grime.
ASHA'S TIP:Round up ur gf's and have a whole lot of fun doing this together!

DAY 2-REDECORATE YOUR ROOM
If your room is more boo than bodiour,it's time for some exfoliation and extermination.be ruthless.Remove his photos,his stuff,anything that is him from your room.dispose it or place it in a gift box(you may want to look back one day) and place it far,far away from your sight.
Get scented candles,plush cushions,floweres,teddies....
consider it a blessed welcome to the great new men who will enter your life,and better yet,your new sexy lair.

DAY 3-BULLS EYE
Get creative.make a dartboard with his face stuck at the bulls eye.make him look ridiculous!i drew mine with a bikini with lotsa armpit hair and granny panties =)
then get the darts,throw it!make holes in his face!scream if you need to!curse if you wan to!just,let it go....

DAY 4-TAKE THE SMV TEST
when you are single,it is important to test your SMV(singles market value)
you've made an effoet to upgrade yourself,it's time to put yourself on the market and survey!
round up your gf's for a night out on the town,read the signs and take notice who your potential buyers are.it is a great gauge to finding out how far you've come in just four days.its a great way to see how you've moved on and moved up.and if you've officially and permanently shifted into a better district zone for men-CONGRATS!
*I'm not teaching you to be desperate and scout for boys/men.
i'm just telling you to have fun and be proud being a girl!
ASHA'S TIP:smile!smile!smile!its what kills those men!
throw your shabby sulky face far---far---far---away!!!

DAY 5-RELEASE THE APHRODITE
ASHA'S RULE:A MAN IS EASILY REPLACEABLE WITH ALONG ROD!
Yes,uber-cool asha has gone patpong!and that means girls,this dance is no dirty no more,its sexayyyee!pole dancin classes are easily availble in singapore.rest assured the instructors are ladies and the clients are all women.if you're a litlle to conservative, try belly dancing or a new hip hop groove!!!wateva it is,it will help you rediscover and reclaim your gorgeous seductive self.get in touch with the wanton sex goddess within,shed some calories and tell yourself,he just lost a sexayee gorgeous girl.MUAHAHAHAHA!yes,repeat it again,and again.

DAY 6-GO SHOPPING!
yes darls,it is thereauputic.shopping on weekdays is usually better.it keeps you away from the crowd.make it relaxing.i suggest you go on your own to get some me time.
ASHA'S TIP:Get a pair of shoes,killer heels,wedges of fancy sneakers..sing that craig david song..."i'm walking away...."

DAY 7-GET GEEKY OVER BOOKS
Find trouble sleeping at night?you miss the sms'es,goodnight kisses ang hugs?get a goo book to read.have a warm bath before you sleep everyday and drink a glass of warm milk before u retire to your bed.read the book ..and you will fall asleep soon.

DAY 8-LEND A HELPING HAND
When you were in a relationship,it was just you and him.
come to think of it,my 100% was given to him and when he left,i had nothing.and i realised i hadn't open up to anybody else in my life.thats why i was such at great loss.soo,we girls have to stop being self-centered and the "all about me!" shit(i hate it when girls say that!).surf the net for various organisations such as children's home,old folk's home or SPCA.be a volunteer.You've beautify yourself physically,beautify and cleanse your heart from all the hatred you have for him.
*this article is to help you forget that man that hurt you not stop you from loving.also,it will help you fill the days where it use to be the days you went out with him,like tha weekends,rather than you moan and groan about him,i'd rather getya ass up and lend a helping hand!

DAY 9-RECOVER AND RENEW
Spas are what to single girls what brothels are to men.its relaxing and it drains all the stress and the heartaches you had for him.tight on budget?(refer to my d.i.y spa article)

DAY 10-THROW A SINGLES BASH
Get all your girlfriends to bring a single datable guy each to your party.the bottomline is:the guy must be someone your friend would date and you do not have feelings for him.
you know the old saying-
one woman's trash is another woman's soul mate
work the crowd,and if you're feeling tongue-tied,grab a plate of eats and hand them around,it's a good way to find someone who might be interesting in nibbling your tasty treats,in more ways than one=)
if plan A is not for you,i have a plan b.
with your gf's,throw an all girls party.create a theme,lets say..
pyjamas or fun and flirty???watch chick flicks and funny movies,doll up each other,binge on snacks and have a rockin good time!

soo,you've reached day 10.you have completed the mission.i really hope my tips were useful.if not all,i hope 1 or 2 tips work well for you.that secret is to keep yourself busy.
i wish you the best in finding tha man that suits you best.nobody said that breakups were easy,neither is the healing process.give yourself time.and it will disappear,only memories remain.

HOLD YOUR HEADS UP HIGH SISTERS,YOU ARE SINGLE,ALREADY AVAILABLE AND ALWAYS READY TO MINGLE!!!

Lotsa love,
asha (tha love docter)

specially dedicated to elaine,switie...tis for you...

*so i've completed my love profiles,feel free to drop your comments!darls!i need your comments!!!!