asha

ASHA'S HOW TO...

2008-03-11T22:34:00.002+08:00

HAVE WELL GROOMED BROWS!

THE SHAPE OF YOUR EYEBROWS CAN MAKE OR BREAK YOUR FACE.TRUST ME...HAHA...
SOO HOW TO AVOID NOT HAVING STICKS OR BUSHES AS EYEBROWS?
FEAST!

OPEN PORES WITH HEAT:
Apply a warm face towel or cotton ball soaked in warm water to the area you plan to pluck.this will open up to the pore,ensuring the hair is removed easily,minus the ouch factor.

TEST YOUR DESIRED SHAPE:

Comb your eyebrows in the direction of their growth- brows should taper gradually.
decide on the shape you want,then use a white eyeliner pencil to draw over the hairs you are planning to pluck.this will make them easier to pinpoint.

TWEEZE CAUTIOUSLY:

Always pull the hairout in the direction it grows.start underneath and be sure to yank firmly to prevent the hair from breaking.You'll be able to see the tiny root at the end of the hair if you've done this correctly.pluck them strand by strand to avoid mistakes.

have a good time plucking!

love,
asha (she can't resist combing eyebrows)

ASHA'S HOW TO.....(she learnt from her lesson!)

2008-03-11T22:01:00.002+08:00

GIVE AND ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS MORE GRACIOUSLY!

i've always thought that our society was such that people were very reluctant to give praises and compliments to others for watever reason,now that i have to add,we ladies don't really know how to accept compliments graciously as well..and it's a shame...share something embarrasing that happen to me a few weeks ago.....

i was having high tea at royal plaza scotts with a bunch of friends.it was an all girls outing,and yea,we dressed to kill.a caucasian came up to me and strike a conversation.it wasn't flirtatious.it was a friendly conversation.i was dippin my fruits into the chocolate fondue when he mentioned,"you're really beautiful,very nice features!"...completely caught me off-guard,i replied in that very spore slang,"no lah,where got...."my face straight and totally denying and dismissing his sincere comment.it was clear in his facial expression that he wasn't expecting that.to make this more embarrasing he said,"hmmm,thats what all singaporean girls say,we don't do that in our culture.we say thank you."
ah hah...yea i wanted to hold him hostage for causing me that amount of guilt and embarrasment.but i felt an even urgent need to shoot myself dead for saying that.
ok girls,shoot me!i've just put down a whole lot of potential that you girls have out dere.
but i guess,it is just been part of our culture,that by denying this sincere compliments,we are being "humble" and "modest".not anymore i realise cus we are being rude instead.

so how do we get this simple and social skill...
asha has some ways....

to give compliments:

Be sincere.refrain from saying anything if you don't have anything nice to say.fawning over everyone rekks of artifice.
(haha,somehow reminds me of the girls at myspace who compliment even somebody thats soo weird looking just to get a compliment themseleves.living in fantasy!)

you don't have to necessary compliment a person's outfit.you could compliment little things you find appealing,like a friend's earrings,hairclips....

to accept a compliment:

****accept a compliment like a gift.if someone pays you a compliment,don't dismiss it or play it down.just smile nicely and say thank you.

i learnt my lesson the embarrasing way...tee heesh....and its never ever gonna happen again!

love,
asha (not really a social butterfly)

ASHA'S HOW TO...RECOVER FASTER FROM A BREAKUP...

2008-03-11T21:18:00.002+08:00

Firstly,letme just say that im getting tired of listening to all the silly excuses of breakups and the complains...the mourning...blah3...not that i've never had a taste of it.in fact i pretty much tasted it well enough to tell those girls out there that it has to stop at a certain point of time.heed me "STOP AT CERTAIN POINT OF TIME".and that does not include damaging yourself-(to a particular girl..hmm)

follow me through...

1)if you're feelin depressed,listless and want to cry,by all means...do so.mourning the death of a reltionship can provide healthy closure.

start with: throwing away anything that has to do with him."your" song,his sms'es,pictures,letters....ged rid of it!

never: STALK HIM,CALL HIM COUNTLESS TIMES , GET JEALOUS WHEN HE STARTS MEETING NEW GIRLS CUS YOU DON'T HAVE A REASON TO,YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BROKEN UP.

2)Look thru all your old photo albums.remember that you were once happy without him and you can be happy without him again.

start with: pick up a hobby!i've emphasised this countless times and i think i sound like a nag.DISTRACT yourself with friends,activities...if you don't have any friends
(not suprising,some people throw their friends when they have a bf)this is your chance to get some personal reflective me time.go shopping,get a manicure,cut your hair,borrow some good books,clean your room....

3)when you have succesfully gone through n survived the stages above,examine what went wrong and why he wasn't the one for you.Resolve not to make the same mistakes went you get to the next relationship!

p.s:i can give you all the tricks and ways i have in the world but its never gonna help if you don't make an effort at all and keep sulking over it.u want advice,i give advice.you dont wanna take action,don't tell me my advice doesn't work.it does.
and i have never said healing is an overnite process.it takes time.you belief in yourself,you're strong enuf.you will make it.tat,i gurantee.

love,
asha so sick of breakups.
FRUSTRATEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

ASHA'S HOW TO...

2007-12-29T21:02:00.000+08:00

NOT BLOW YOUR MONEY ON ANOTHER SHOPPING TRIP?

Asha shows you how to cultivate better personal shopper habits.

1*SPLURGE ON ESSENTIAL ITEMS THAT NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE

examples:
.a fitted tailored shirt
.well-cut pair of pants
.a leather tote bag
.a little black dress
.smartly tailored tweed jacket
.a fitted white tee
.a pair of retro shades

this items wil last you for years,season after season.

2*Even KARL lagerfield agrees cheaper doesn't mean poorer.in his own words,"...great design is no longer a question of price,"
so don't snub on less expensive brands like giordano,bossini and fox just cus it ain't designer.these labels do carry well designed and trendy items that make great wadrobe staples.

3*PRACTICE CONTROL.
Don't rush to buy an item in the first heady rush of infatuation.Scout around at other shops like smaller boutiques that may carry similar items for a lower price and give you better value.if you've discovered a gotta-have peice,hold it on at the counter to reduce impulse buying.

4*When trying on clothes,try as many positions as possible,
ESPECIALLY SITTING DOWN,to ensure that clothes fit comfortably.
trust me,i've bought clothes that cost a bomb but didn really hide that buldge in my tummy when i'm sitting down..yikes!

5)KNOW YOUR WADROBE INSIDE OUT
Do a mental fit whenever you pick something up tom try.if it doesn't go with most of what you have,or it isn't suitable for your lifestyle.dump it.itys a waste of money buying something claiming its the in trend when it really looks darn weird on you.
like leggings and mini skirts when you have legs the size of an elephant.uh-uh...not a nice sight.
and ladies out there who have legs as thick as a turkey,forget grey leggings please.dumbo might wanna mate you.hint"*hint*urgh.......

love,
asha (your-dead-hard shophaholic)

ASHA's HOW TO...

2007-12-17T17:00:00.000+08:00

STRUT SEXIER IN HEELS

1)GET USED TO THE HEIGHT

Never stepped out in sky scrapping stilletoes before?then start with shoes that have thicker and lower heels.if you can run after a bus without landing on your bum,graduate to a pair of three-inch heels.

2)TAKE LONGER STRIDES

Slow down your pace and take longer strides.this will force you to lean back and look more graceful.

3)NEVER DRAG YOUR FEET

I hate it when girls do that.you appear so sloppy and not the least cute.LIFT UP EACH FOOT OFF THE GROUND COMPLETELY WHEN YOU TAKE A STEP,PLEASE.

love,
asha(shoe-gasm...AHHHH!)

ASHA's HOW TO...

2007-12-17T16:23:00.000+08:00

FAKE A NATURAL BLUSH???

**THE BIGGEST MISTAKE MOST LADIES MAKE WHEN APPLYING BLUSH IS TO USE TOO MUCH POWDER.
SO HOW DO WE GET THE PRETTIEST,MOST EFFORTLESS NATURAL FLUSH???

*swirl a large soft-bristled brush gently over your blush and tap/or gently blow off any excess.

*look into the mirror and smile.you should apply your blush at the apples of your cheek which is the most fleshiest part when you smile.gently brush the blusher toward the temple,making a slight curve but keeping the colour on your apples.

*if you prefer to use cream rouge or tints(i'm currently soo in love with benetint by benefit),apply small amounts to the cheeks with the fingertips and spread in the same fashion,

ASHA's ULTIMATE BEAUTY RULE:

ALWAYS INVEST IN GOOD QUALITY BRUSHES CAUSE THEY ARE LESS LIKELY TO CAUSE SENSITIVITY AND RASHES ON YOUR CHEEK AREAS.

love,
asha(flushin as if it's the first kisss)

ASHA's HOW TO...

2007-12-17T16:02:00.000+08:00

DO YOUR OWN SALON PERFECT POLISH

1)b4 u start,make sure all your nails are of the same length.no matter how long you've grown them,if one snaps,snip the rest.

2)shake or roll your bottle of your polish in between your palms before using to ensure polish texture remains even.

3)apply your nail polish in one wide strip down the middle of the nail,starting at the base,then apply a strip on either side.leave a small gap near the cuticle to make your nail appear longer.

4)allow the first coat to dry throughly before putting on the second so no air bubbles is trapped in between.using a topcoat will not only protect the colour from chipping and fading,it will also give you the perfect salon-finish.

ASHA's ULTIMATE BEAUTY RULE:

EVEN IF A NAIL PRODUCT CLAIMS TO BE REALLY FAST DRYING,ITS BEST TO WAIT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE TO PREVENT DENTS IN THE POLISH.AND BABES,NEVER TRY TO DRY YOUR POLISH IN FRONT OF THE FAN,UNLESS YOU LOVE THE LOOK OF URGH SO DISGUSTING AIR BUBBLES.

love,
asha (in a mani-rage)

7 ways to reduce the risk of an affair(for you and for him)

2007-12-07T19:55:00.000+08:00

1)Make sure you both agree on what being monagamous means.sit down together and spell it out.does kissing someone else constitute being unfaithful?

2)make it very plain,very early on in the relationship,that you would leave you partner if they cheated, no matter what the circumstances.if they're 100% certain you won't tolerate infidelity,they'll be much less likely to take the risk.

3)have an "affair" with each other.you know what i mean right?suprises,and simple messages in the middle of the day like "i'm thinkin of you".sweet not overdone.the couple who play together,stay together.

4)don't give up to impulses.if you're tempted,picture your partner's face if they see you sharing parts of yourself you'd promise to reserve for them.move beyond the attraction of giving in to the appeal of a new body and think about the threat of aids,the lies,drama,heartbreak,deciding who gets what,throwing all that history away and so on...

5)if your partner says that they are unhappy,take it seriously.watch for non-verbal signs that your partner's distancing themselves but don't ignore the obvious either.do something about it.it doesn't mean the problem's gone away if they stop complaining-they've given up.

6)do a once-a-month check on your partner.ask them,"are you happy?""is there anything you'd like me to do more or less?sexually?emotionally?"

7)concentrate on what's good about being together as well as solving whats bad.isolate the problems areas and work on solving them,but don't forget to acknowledge the areas you both are doing well in too.

really hope these tips would help save your relationships and your heartbreaks,also to prepare those who are getting into a realtionship.being cheated on is never a good feeling.so think before you do sucha thing.it seriously ain't worth it.

love,
asha
(and she wished there was a mr right.but the world's just a puppet show,and mr right changes overnight to an evil villian and manages to get away- as usual.)

how to increase your pick up factor?from fag to fab??

2007-11-30T16:45:00.000+08:00

holla girls,i've always wondered why some girls have guys swarming over them and melting on their knees.some even have their eyes stick to these girls like super glue!nah ah sisters,i ain't talkin bout supermodels.i'm talkin bout the girls that aren't that well endowed with beauty(polite enuf?hehe)
so ladies,reach out that notepad and take down these important tips on
HOW TO INCREASE YOUR PICK-UP FACTOR:

1)DRESS UP

Physical attributes aside,guys notice when you look good and most importantly appear confident!taking the effort to dress up will also boost your self-esteem.

asha's warning:appearing confident is feeling good about yourself and knowing that you are good and independant.not appearing snooty,holding heads up high and looking so self-absorbed.

2)RELATE TO HIM

Talk about something you have in common and be open to his ideas.Nice girls don't always finish last.If you're boring the first five mins,dream on to have him still hanging around.

asha's warning:talkin about a topic which you know nuts off like politics and pretend you know it will only make you look like a fool.if he has an interest which you have no knowledge off,say something like "wow!i really didn't realise i've been missing out soo much!i admire the knowledge you have!"
stroke his ego,he won't notice how you suck at that topic.

3)PLAY A LITTLE HARD TO GET

Guys like that bit of mystery.glance over to express interest.walk up to chat if you're feeling sure he's returning the interest but never make yourself to available.

asha's warning:to hard to get is also a huge turn off.he either think you are outa his league or that "you think you're soo pretty?i can get a better babe".not a nice thought rite?guys don't expect us to fall on their feet, it needs a little bit of chasing involved.

ASHA'a ULTIMATE WEAPON:
THA KILLER SMILE!
hell yea girls,the power of a sincere smile can make worlds turn.
maintain subtle eye contact,walk a little front from him,just as when your passing him by,turn your head ever soo slightly resting you chin softly on your shoulders,and smile alluringly!thats definitely gettin him thinkin of you the whole night!

outshine with your personality.everyones different.we ain't cookie cutter girls.so leave that sweet cute pesona far3 away when you step out the house and just be yourself!

love,
asha
(your flirt guru)

asha's secret to great skin

2007-11-20T20:42:00.000+08:00

1)WASH UP PROPERLY

The importance of cleansing cannot be emphasised enough.
it removes impurities,dead skin cells from the skin's surface,encouraging a more radiant appearance.Use a cleanser that best suits your skin condition.lather and massage your face gently in circular motions before rinsing off with warm water.

2)PREP YOUR SKIN

Don't forgot this step cus toning removes the last traces of grime left on your skin.
having skin thats slightly moist also allows for better penetration of the moisturizer that follows and reduces the amount of product required.Apply toner to a cotton pad and pat it over your face with upward strokes,avoiding the eye area.

3)SLATHER ON THE MOISTURIZER

Replenish the moisture loss caused by uv rays,air conditioning and pollution.Place four small dots of moisturizer on your face(one on the forehead,one on chin and one each on the cheeks)Then using your fingertips,massage the moisturizer evenly all over your toned face to lock in maximum moisture.A day moisturizer should also contain SPF protection if you're skipping a seperate sunscreen.

4)EXFOLIATE AND PAMPER YOUR SKIN
Exfoliation reveals a new layer of skin and makes your complexion glow!A gentle scrub should contain fine granules that don't aggravate or dry out skin.
Follow this with a mask.Clay and mud masks detoxify skin while sheet masks are usually deeply hydrating or for whitening purposes.Do this once a week for a clear radiant complexion.

ASHA's ULTIMATE BEAUTY TIP:
always remove your makeup using a makeup remover.to remove the gunk in your eyes,op for a seperate eye makeup remover as the skin around your eyes are more delicate.

love,
asha (your beauty geek)

6 FALL TRENDS YOU'LL LOVE TO WEAR

2007-11-16T21:13:00.000+08:00

MENSWEAR

SWING JACKET

EASY DRESSES

JEWEL TONES

PATENT AND EXOTIC BAGS

HATS

love,
asha(ice princess)

how to wear gray?

2007-11-16T21:02:00.000+08:00

yes darla,gray is this seasons hautest hue.but that doesn't make it necesarilly easy to carry it off.asha shows you how:

1)Add shine to gray. Either choose gray pieces with hints of metallic thread or
sequins, or layer with a sequin or satin piece.

2)For the most sophisticated look, pair gray with black or white. Or wear various shades of gray, layering dove gray and charcoal together.

3)Add interest to gray with color. Jewel tones -- ruby, purple, cobalt -- all look rich with gray.

4)Many women find the best way to wear gray is as a jacket or bottom, using color (in the form of a blouse or shell) up close to the face for flattery.
Look for gray pieces cut in feminine and contemporary -- not boring basic -- pieces. Swing jackets, a pair of wide-legged trousers or a sexy satin minidress all work great in gray.

5)Use accessories to add color and texture to gray.
Look for pretty jewel-tone bags or shoes. Exotic skins -- especially snakeskin or faux snake -- in black or black and white look great with gray.

betcha ya girls are ready to look haute,haute,haute! this fall/winter season.hey girls,it might not be snowing in s'pore and leather trenchcoats might be too over the top.but we certainly ain't gonna mist out the uber-cool trends!

lotsa love,
asha (your ice,ice baby!yeah!)

asha's secret to lusrous,shiny hair!

2007-11-16T20:51:00.000+08:00

LUSTROUS SHINY HAIR=CLEAN,HEALTHY LOCKS

HAIRY FACTS

1)HAIR NEEDS PROPER SHAMPOOING
*Apply shampoo and gently massgae scalp for 5 mins with the ball of your fingers to relax and stimulate blood circulation.
never scrape your scalp with your fingernails or use hot water to wash your hair cus it will damage the scalp and hair cuticles.

2)HAIR NEEDS CONDITIONING
*Conditioner is needed to detangle tresses and coat and protect hair.even oily hair could do with sheer conditioning to prevent frizziness.
for a DIY deep conditioning session,apply conditioner after shampooing and massage evenly,paying special attention to the ends.wrap a towel over your hair for 3 to 5 mins before rinsing it of thoroughly.

3)HAIR NEEDS TO BE REPAIRED
*A weekly hair mask is the remedy for damaged hair.most hair masks are intensely hydrating and fortified with more vitamins and minerals to strengthen and restore your tresses.use purifying hair masks to nourish oilier and combination hair types.distribute generous amounts from scalp to ends before rinsing and you'll see glossy,super-manageable hair in minutes!

LOVE,
ASHA (goldilocks wants to be me)

10 things a guy needs in his wadrobe!

2007-11-16T19:56:00.000+08:00

[this could finally be the end of your mans/friend's disastrous fashion crimes!]

*i've gathered what you would say,the basic staples or the must-haves in a man's wadrobe plus alil extras which i've considered the need for some recognition.minor small stuff are usually neglected but they actually play a huge part in making a n outfit work.so feast ladies,and the dudes out dere!!!

1)WATCH
*BRIGHT VIBRANT PERSONALITY WATCH
Any colour.yellow,green,orange,purple or even fuschia.find one that suits you most and most importantly screams "you!!!"
i personally love the variety from levi's and adidas.far east plaza also offers a wide range of affordable yet creative and unique peices.
*FORMAL WATCH
You're gonna need this for important events like work meetings,or even going out on a date.no matter what,this watch is versatile.anyway,a man with a good watch,may well be aware of his surroundings.hey,first impressions DO count ok!

ASHA SAYS:"When i look at a guy that's not wearin a watch,the first thought is that he is sloppy and disorganized..."

2)SHOES
Nowadays,guys have a wide range of shoes to choose from.if you're stuck
just follow
ASHA's IDIOT PROOF GUIDE
*Don't underestimate those canvas school sneakers.they're cool.they're oldschool.and i like guys like that.:)
get a pair in a neutral shade like beige or grey.for starters this is a good investment and you can pair it up with almost anything.as you garner your confidence and your self esteem grows,venture and be adventurous in gettin new pairs of wicked stylish shoes,like those patent shoes from river island and collage.

3)FASHIONABLE TEES
Fashionable does not only mean topman or zara.oh yeah,they have a variety of great clothes but not all will suit you,and if every guy on the street gets their clothes from only topman...it look more like a factory tee instead.plus $40 for a cotton tee that will go outa shape afta a couple of runs in the washin machine ain't tat worth it at all.
FASHIONABLE DOES NOT MEAN EXPENSIVE.
ASHA's RULE:FASHIONABLE MEANS BEING ABLE TO CARRY A PEICE OF CLOTHING WELL AND EXUDE AN AURA OF SELF-ASSURANCE AND CONFIDENCE WITHIN ONESELF.

so it doesn't matter if your tee is $5 or $501
geddit?

WHATS IN:T-shirt that speks volumeswith tongue-in-cheek on teen angst slogans,trendy skull motifs or street-cred graffiti.

4)JEANS
Every guy needs a good old pair of jeans.find one that makes you feel comfortbale too.finding one's thats stylish but gives your balls a difficult time to breath is killing yourself.skinny jeans are in,but best forgotten if you have to big a butt.light coloured jeans are a little laidback compared to dark coloured jeans.but it can be made trendy if you know how to.

5)KHAKIS
This is a must have seriously.these are worn on the days you can't be bothered or just plain lazy to dress up.it can go with your tees,polo tees,long-sleeves,jackets...everything!and you'd be able to pull it off like a pro!

6)TRUCKER CAP
Compared to a normal cap,this peice has a more unique cut,very school boyish look.simple yet stylish.great for bad hair days(YES,GUYS GO THROUGH IT TOO!)or when you run out of wax!

7)ACCESORIES
Yes.its new age darl.it ain't 18th century.it is ok to have chains,bangles,wristcuffs,rings...i esp love the collection from river island.Accesories will give you an individual look.make you appear more interesting,and girls will definitely know that you care about your looks.which is something positive:)

8)BAG
This ultimately up to your taste and how big a bag do you want it to be.vintage bags are in.so are traffic-stopping coloured bags.you could really source some good buys from haji lane and certain flea markets.new urban male has a variety of hip and trendy bags for guys too.

9)JERSEYS/WOOL VESTS AND TAILORED CUT SHIRTS
This staples come in handy for dates,formal/family gatherings or when you just want a polished look.not many guys op for this look.but this look rocks me till my toes!just look at the male models from GAP!and living proof, adam broody!
NERDY IS COOL.HANDS DOWN!

10)WAX/GLOSS SPRAY
Some guys swear upon wax.for this category,i'd recommend GATSBY MOVING RUBBER or LOREAL TECHNI-ART.but on the other hand,certain guys like my b.f ditches wax because of how it leaves your hair in an unhealthy state.wearing wax in long periods of time results your hair in being dry,coarse and more prone to frizzy hair and split ends.
in that case,i have the perfect solution for you guys.op for a leave on conditioner from sunsilk/dove.cheap,only cost you about 2 bucks and you can get it from watsons or guardian.it not only holds your hair in place.it protects from harmful uv rays,moisturise it,heals the roote and keep your hair smellin fresh and great.or you could op for a water based gloss spray like those from beauty taboo/asience essence water.

so ladies,i certainly hope that these tips will help in your mission of revamping and thrashin your mens wadrobe!just one tip.never throw their old tees.only they know when it goes out of season:)
guys,these are only the basics you must have in your wadrobe.once you have more confidence,venture out and experiment.you'd soon find out how bold and statement- making men's fashion can be!

love,
asha
(i wanna wear my b.f's comic boxer and do the hippo dance!)

get to know asha that fashion glamourette!

2007-10-31T20:04:00.000+08:00

ola girls!still tryin to pick up whats been happenin lately.shit happens and sometimes you just gota pick yourself up and try appreciate life once more.sooo,i did a personality test from zati's blog to "know" me again plus amuse myself!some peeps have been askin me to let out a lil of myself cus i've neva really written any personal entries.soo,feast and judge whether these conclusions are true or not.:):):)

Your view on yourself:You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
asha says:i hoped i had always been fair..
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.
asha says:real true...
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
asha says:yeah,i might be right or wrong tho...
The seriousness of your love:You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?
asha says:ok guys,do you find me sexy and suductive?hahaha.mabe its time i ask my b.f.sheesh.
Your views on education:Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
asha says:yes,very.but i'd always prefer to be a village girl and milk cows and sell pastries for a living.:)
The right job for you:You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
asha says:yea,i am pretty much a dreamer.but,i have to be practical,even if i don't want to.
How do you view success:You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
asha says:is asha afraid of failure?hmmm...ponder again...
What are you most afraid of:You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

love,
asha
sometimes,even me don't know who's me.

asha

2007-10-26T18:07:00.000+08:00

dear girlfriends,
i'm taking a break off about 1 or two weeks.lotsa been happening lately.
forgive me for being whiny,but i'm dreadfully sick with high fever,down with menses=serious cramps.my beloved cat fell ten storeys to her death and vivid images of her last moments and her tears are still fresh in my mind.i'm devastated and confused.
i in my life have never been soo close to an animal.i could have everything in the world.and all girls envy me,they wanna be my friend.but my cat licks my tears of my face when i'm at the lowest point of my life.where i am in the situation no girl would wanna be.
i can carry on and be emo,but only god knows how my relationship with my cat was.it wasn't owner to cat,it was more than that.
and my once purfect relationship is having a hell lot of problems that i don't know how to even start to solve it all.i can't sleep nor can i eat.i'd update soon kays girls.
for now,im just losing it.yea.

to my peepies,wish you guys could hang out at my place sometime,i kinda need you guys now.
shir,i look forward to tat bintan trip.amuse me please.

loves,
asha

got any last minute urgent beauty doubts,msg me kays.i will help to the best of my ability.

how asha creates a flawless foundation?

2007-10-26T17:09:00.000+08:00

1)HYDRATE SKIN
Always apply your liquid foundation straight after your daily dose of moisturizer.in that way, it will allow both substances to set together.if you are using cream or stick foundation,allow the moisturizer to sink in first and blot of the excess with facial tissue before applying foundation to avoid your face looking to cakey later on.

2)APPLY SPARINGLY
Using your fingers or a damp sponge,start to apply foundation from the centre of your face outwards.the used of foundation is actually to even out your skin tone,so it may only be neede on the centre of your face where skin can sometimes look ruddy.
ASHA's beauty rule:always make sure that your foundation suits your skin colour and disapears when blended well.

3)CONCEAL BLEMISHES
Check your face in daylight to see if your application has been even before proceeding to your next stage of makeup.you may need to blend further.if some ares are still red or blemishes are still visible esp besides the bridges of the nose,cover with a creamy concealer using a flat concealer brush.

ASHA's ULTIMATE BEAUTY RULE:always apply foundation in an outward and downward motion.Applying it upwards only will catch on your facial hairs,making them undesirably obvious!EeYuCcKk!

*hope tis article will somehow help you nic,i tried my best!good luck!smileee!!!

lotsa love,
asha (your beauty witch)

asha,photogenic baby!

2007-10-17T17:58:00.000+08:00

LOOK GOOD IN PHOTOS ALWAYS!

***always keep your face matte with the basics of makeup such as well-defined eyes with eyeliner and curled-mascared lashes,a rosy blush and a pretty lippie.if u hate how lipstick taste on your lips,op from lip balm.(NEVER EVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT LIP BALM,NO GUY WILL,I SWEAR!!!WANNA EVEN KIS YOU)
always apply your makeup under natural light or flourescent light,never in dim or yellow lighting.yes,i know natural daylight show's your flaws.but thats reality.you dun wanna look drag queen with flour on your face,and seen walking like a clown in the streets of orchard road...not forgetting looking ton's whiter than you actually are in pics..do you?
lastly don't forget to put on a megawatt smile and bare your pearlies,to finish!

asha's reminder:every girl has a special feature on her face that flatters her the most.
if you have beautiful eyes,concentrate on that.don od on makeup.its ugly.
and yea,unless you have thick sexy lips,don't do that pout.i hate it.
and also,if you ain't model like,quit trying to pose like one.u need poise,posture,elegance,and u need to exude an aura only certain girls have.
only girls who truly have it exude that charm without the need to try to hard.
urghh...forget bout fierce if you're miles away from that.thats not style,thats poseur.
so many girls,soo many typical poses.

love,
asha (fashion whore)

ASHA's BEAUTY BOOT CAMP

2007-10-17T17:29:00.000+08:00

FACT: THE LIFESPAN OF UNOPENED PRODUCTS IS GENERALLY TWO YEARS AND MAXIMUM OF 6 MONTHS UPON OPENING-ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT CONTAIN ACTIVE INGREDIENTS.
-CLEO MAGAZINE

1) Now ladies,don't go buying 4 bottles of missha nail polish just because it's $2.90 each.yea,i noe...it's a good bargain.cause big chance you ain't gonna change nail colours everyday thus won't be able to finish them all within the alotted time and they'll end up going off.

2)keep your products closed tightly after use to prevent oxidation.

3)soak your makeup sponges,brushes,applicators in warm water with mild liquid soap atleast once every two weeks.this is to avoid contamination and damage.
*never soak in HOT WATER,cus its gona make the bristles in your blusher brush bald!

4)store your beauty stash in a cool,dry place under a constant temperature away from direct sunlight,which may cause temperature changes in the formula of products.and quit putting your moisturizer or perfume in the fridge.its granny myth.fact is,greater oxidation occurs in the fridge esp when you open and close the fridge.

5)ASHA's TIP:
If you hate how the new moisturizer feels on your skin...mabe its to greasy or sticks like a mask,use it on your hands and feet before you sleep at night.don't forget to wear socks to retain the moisture of baby-soft feet.it just makes a more expensive hand and foot cream!
"psst,thats one of asha's sacred beauty secrets,thats why you don't see protuding veins on my feet,i keep my feet moisturise every night.except for that broken bone i have tho....which sticks out...haha..."

love,
asha (beauty witch,or some call bitch...hah.duh)

**asha doesn't let out all her beauty secrets,she keeps some to herself.if she tells every single thing,she be the dumbest girl in the world.but she'd never tell things that would make a person look ugly.thats her promise.love.

BABYYY!!!!ACCESORIZEEEEE PUHLEASEEE!!!

2007-10-16T18:21:00.000+08:00

ACCESORIES SMARTER!

*STICK TO ONE THEME
eg:if you wanna go retro on your outfit,accesories should be plastic baubles and shiny,lauquered bangles.
if your'e going earthy in your outfit,accesories should be shell,turqoise,brass.

*FOCAL POINT
ASHA'S RULE:EMPHASIZE ONLY ONE ACCESORY
eg:if your necklace is blindingly opulent,keep earrings small and bracelets dainty.

*SPLURGE ON A DECENT PAIR OF SHADES
why asha says splurge?cause we can use it for years before it goes out of style,and when it does....its RETRO BAYEBAYYYYYYYY!

So accesorizing is the key to brighten up a boring outfit!don't matter if its a boring white tee.pop chadelier earrings,tie your hair in a high messy ponytail and pair it with oversize shades.
PLAIN JANE TURNED CELEBRITY!

love,
asha
(your fashion BRAT)

FASHION CHAMELEON..THE RIGHT WAY!

2007-10-16T18:01:00.000+08:00

*Admit it,strut along orchard road...we'd all be able to spot tons of poseurs.Fashion crimes are commited and our once sweet girlie pals have turn goth and punk...and emo.OVERNIGHT.How can we do feminine one day,boho the next day and parisian chic the following week,EFFORTLESSLY?
How can you be a fashion chameleon without changing your entire identity???

ASHA SHOWS YOU HOW:

1)KNOW YOUR BASIC STYLE
Most girls are a mix of classic,a bit street,a bit girlie.But there's always one we naturally gravitate towards.

2)WORK FROM THERE
*From street chic to boho lass
add bright coloured scarf to be worn on head with your normal tank top and combat pants.include a gold lamee hobo bag with loop earings.
*From classic to girlie
swap you crisp white tailored-cut shirt with one that has ruffles..glam it up with a simple elegant peice earing and necklace.

ASHA'S RULE:
THE KEY TO BEING A FASHION CHAMELEON IS TO CHANGE ELEMENTS OF YOUR STYLE ESPECIALLY YOUR ACCESORIES,NOT YOUR ENTIRE IDENTITY.

love,
asha (tha fashion chameleon)

*i dont understand the craze of thick eyeliner ...i find it hides beautiful eyes and lids,eyeliners are to enchanced the beauty of eyes not swallow it up!cmon babes,you're not walking on runways,where silly is art and creativity.if you can't carry it,forget it.urghhh!

how to read his lies...

2007-10-16T17:32:00.000+08:00

Are we just paranoid or are our guys getting some on the side by doing what could be the last things on our minds.CHEATING ON US!

HERE ARE SOME HINTS HE MIGHT NOT BE TRUE...

1)He does not answer his mobile when you call,even when he claims he's hanging out with his friends/family.

2)He never mentions "bye,darling" or "i love you" when he ends his conversation,especially with his friends/family around.

3)When in a same room/place,he does not even spare a glance at you.instead,he busies himself with anything.

4)He is uncomfortable allowing you to chill in his room.prolly fearing you might find out his secret.like photos....

5)When you are together and his mobile rings,he glances at the number,then puts it back in his pocket.

6)He can't meet you,cause he's caught up with work.ironically,there's no extra cash to prove it.

7)you've come across him in the hallway at school talking to another girl.when they finally realise your presence,they immediately stop talking.

8)You are blamed for being possesive when you ask him from details on his sudden many boys-night-out outings.

9)His friends start acting weird-sort off distant and suspiciously clueless when you ask anything about your b.f.

10)There's suddenly a new girl hanging out with your b.f and his friends.

11)Your girlfriends start telling you he is a potential jerk.

12)He forgets your name and has called you the wrong name more than twice.

13)He distances himself from you when you confront him for the truth.later on,he pretends nothing happen and treats you extra nice.OR,he starts so suddenly suspecting YOU being a cheater.

14)You caught him red-handed walking/sitting with a girl unreasonably close,and they jump apart as soon as they saw you.

15)You,the GIRLFRIEND,have to book a SLOT to spend time and celebrate his birthday cause he already has plans with his friends.

If you checked atleast 7 pointers,thats enough to tell you he's hooking up with someone else.put yourself first.are you unhappy more often than you are happy?do you fell nervous around him?do you hesitate asking him something?
if so,ditch him.cause you are not being yourself!
but,if you still fell your relationship is worth saving,tell him straight he has to start earing back your trust-NOW.

and to girls who just can't get enough off other ppl's b.f's,
wake up switie,don't take something that ainb't yours.it's stealing,n it ain't worth it.
if he can leave his girlfriend for you,he can leave you for another hotter,prettier sexayee girl than YOU.

love,
asha (cheat inspector)

ladies,check tis video on you tube.its gruesome torture and cruelty towards dolphins.
type in "taiji dolphins"
i'm not being naggy,but please ladies...before you enter that high end boutique for the latest fur coat,or the latest snakeskin heels and that croc skin bag....remember tis video.
its really3 sad to see selfish beings killing tis innocent animals who harldy do us harm if we'd just stop bothering them.
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN EDUCATION,DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE EDUCATED.MOST OF THE EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD DO NOT HAVE COMMON SENSE.AND THE MOST POWERFUL AND EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THE ONES CAUSING MOST OF THE PAIN AND WARS IN THE WORLD.
asha-

asha

2007-10-03T19:52:00.000+08:00

dear ex-boyfriend,
I am downright impressed with your filthy motor mouth.You can't imagine how glad i feel to still be a part of your life,despite clinching on to the "WORST,DIRTY BITCH" title in your books.The feeling is sooo...(snaps her fingers..)...OVERWHELMING.
Thus,if you itch to mention me in each of your every sentence,by all means,be my guest.I am enjoying the limelight.Plus,it makes me giggle on how pathetic and lonely you are,not forgetting the sick,bitter and glamorous life you lead by telling a zillion people how bad a bitch i am?
Well dear,the BITCH IS HERE NOW,so where are you,you INSENSITIVE BASTARD?
And you say you want your friend back...yadaa...yadaa...yadaa...
and i can tell you to spare your insincere sympathy cause neither me nor my b.f is buying your cheap,meaningless words.
I am not the least moved by your disgusting insinuating remarks and LIES.
But i'd give you some free,meaningful advice,if you're planning to be a wrecker,you're nowhere near.You're welcome to yowl and plead for everyone's sympathy,I am not at all disturbed,you CONCEITED JERK.
I have left to lead my own life,and i express my deepest apologies if you're just plain jealous.I am deeply concern and sympathetic about your condition to think that you're still fucking around 2 YEARS AFTA THE WHOLE BREAK-UP.
Such a SELFISH ASSHOLE your mummy brought up uh?
to the audience,those who knew the story behind this STALE TALE,you'd be the judge.
to those who don't and thinks you are hearing the juiciest gossip in town,get your basics right first and don't go around assuming when you don't know who and what i am really about.
and yea,did i tell you to get your gossips from a certified B.I.T.C.H?
and to you filthy man,your're just a sick FUCKWIT.

WITH FULL OF DISGUST,
asha
-ex girlfriend(your BITCH QUEEN)

you wanna BITCHFEST, come lets OD on BITCHFEST.

*get ya facts right and from the right person rather than just absorbing whateva you hear...it ain't worth it.

love is to forgive,even when its your fault,even if it isn't,even if it ends in the most dreadful way..

BAD HAIR DAY!

2007-09-25T20:06:00.000+08:00

it's really difficult to find a hairdresser that can give us what we want.either the cut is all disastrously wrong or it looks great when you leave the salon, but starts to look bad the very next day!

WHY???
Because we ladies give our hairdressers free rein to do whateva they want and then we end up being disappointed.

HOW TO GET WHAT WE WANT?

1)COMMUNICATE
-tell the hairstylist what you want.
-flip through mags and tear out pics of the hairstyles you want.
-can't find pics of what you want?then find pics of the hairstyles you DON'T want and show them to your hairstylist.it will give him or her an idea of your preferences.

2)ASK QUESTIONS
-never be afraid to ask your hairstylist questions like,
"can i still tie my hair up?","does lighter mean you're layering my hair?","how short?two inches?"
*remember it is your mane of glory,and only YOU have complete CONTROL of it!

3)UNDERSTAND YOUR FACE SHAPE
-my dears,our hairstyles will largely depend on the propotions of our faces.i might dig victoria becks latest bob, but my face shape ain't like hers.
-to find out what shape you are,look in the mirror and place a ruler at the side of your face,and move it such as it follows the contours of the face above and below the cheek line.you'd see that your face might be broader at the top and tapered towards the bottom,vice versa.etc.etc.
once you get that,
the rule is simple:add hair volume where your face tapers the most and reduce it where it broadens!

EASY-PEASY!

ASHA'S LIFE SAVING HAIR TIPS!

TEST AND TRIAL
-before plunging into a haircut with a new hairdresser.try a wash and blow beforehand.OBSERVE.how the hairdressers behave around customers and how customers react to them.
ASHA's mantra is:MORE CUT,LESS BLOW!
if you see a cut taking only 15 mins and the styling and blow drying taking an hour,
DITCH THAT SALON!

DRESS YOURSELF
-by turning up in what you usually wear,you will be able to see if the final product suits your style and whether its out of place.

SHAMPOO GIRL
-never ever let them shampoo your hair first before they discuss the cut you are going to get.DON'T! EVEN IF THEY TELL YOU IT'S FREE!
why?it's impossible to see how your hair is goin to behave when its wet.a good stylist should look at your hair dry before sending you to get shampooed.so if they're about to sud you before you even get a chance to speak,tell them to stop immediately!

BLOW DRY YOURSELF!
-this is only for those who dare and can be bothered.the advantage is,if you blow dry yourself,it will give you the most accurate idea of how your cut is going to look for the next few months and allow you to modify it accordingly.

i hope my article will help those MANES IN DISTRESS!
to kinky,i dono wat exact hairstlye would actually suit u,but i damn well hope this will NOT get you A BAD HAIR DAY!

**we all can have the greatest expensive haircuts to the cheapest and d.i.y ones,but its the confidence that gets you the attention...

love,
asha
(been through bad haircuts,never going through it again!)

*greatest condolences to nurin jazlin's family...your sorrows are deeply felt.

ladies,log on to Nurinjazlin.blogspot.com as it reveals the heart wrenching story of an innocent girl who was brutally and beastly tortured and murdered.
spend a moment and reflect on your life,as i will in mine too...

asha's PET PEEVES!!!!

2007-09-16T20:29:00.000+08:00

What are the most IRRITATING things in the world to you?
asha's lists some of the stuff that BUGS her like HELL!!!

LIFT ME UP
Honey,pounding the lift buttons like you're a professional boxer ain't gonna make it move any faster.Same goes for those huge traffic light knobs.You're not going to stop traffic just because you are pressing it again and again and yet again.And would it kill you to hold the lift door open and wait the three seconds i would take to reach it?Don't think i can't see you frantically pressing the "door close" button as if your life depended on it.

POLE DANCING
It's sardine city with the office crowd clamouring to go home on the mrt.It's hot and humid.and it certainly ain't fragant in here.So you're certainly not helping by leaning your whole body against the pole meant for ten pairs of hands to hold on to.And stop giving me dirty looks and tsk-tsking when my fingers accidentally touch your back as i grab the pole to prevent from stumbling when the mrt jerks.jerk.

BAGGING IT
I am downright impressed that you paid double the fare so that you could dump your shopping bags on the seat next to you.Oh,what was it again?You didn't pay for two?Then its pretty funny that my butt paid full fare and its gota stand in the crammed busload while your retail loot hitches a free ride.Hilarious.

RETAIL BUDDY
Don't think i'm ungrateful for the personalised and undivided attention you are giving to me.I am appreciative of your intent to ensure you're on a hand to help should i need any.But must you stand barely 20 cm away and cast beady eyes in my direction,matching me step for step as i walk?I already have a shadow and even she takes an occasional day off.

BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP
Yes those are pores.Yes,they are big.No,i don't need $400 worth of your facial products to make them disappear.Neither do i need the cosmetics with a $300 price tag to hide them.Why?I like them.They're my best friends.We go shopping and everywhere together...

DIGGING FOR GOLD
Oh,for heaven's sake.Those are nostrils not a potential escape route!And puhleaseeee...
Do.Not.Flick.
Tissues were invented for a reason you know.

so there you have it..i'm suddenly pissed off right now.ARGHHHH!
now at the count of three,everyone roll your eyes...all together now...

with lotsa disgust,
Asha
(the B.I.T.C.H is back!)

men and their brains>>asha,in a man's shoes..

2007-09-13T14:27:00.000+08:00

SOMETIMES WE LADIES WONDER,JUST WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL IS GOING THROUGH MY MAN'S MIND?MY CRUSH'S MIND?THAT CUTE BOY'S MIND?THE LIST IS ENDLESS,AND WE ARE LEFT CLUELESS?!?!?!I'VE DONE LOTSA SURVEYS AND RESEARCH.THIS IS WHAT I HAVE COME OUT WITH.GET UR BF'S OR GUY FRIENDS TO RATE ME.AM I TRUE OR NOT????FEAST DARLINGS...=)

100 THINGS ASHA KNOWS ABOUT GUYS

6 THINGS THEY LOVE ABOUT US
1)We come with all the right play bits-tits,ass...
2)we spend an hour inside a restroom and come out exactlylooking like we did before we went in.
3)the way we look at them.
4)our mussed-up hair when we've just gotten up.
5)our goofy grins when we look at children and babies.
6)when we say that its not his fault,he's to good for the job and that the boss is an ass anyway-after he screwed up at work.

10 QUESTIONS THEY WISH WE STOP ASKING
1)"WHERE have you been?"
2)"WHEN are you coming home?"
3)"will you STOP that?"
4)"WHERE are you?"
5)"WHO are you looking out?"
6)"do you think i'm FAT?"
7)"who's that girl my friend's best friend's little sister saw you having lunch with today?"
8)"WHAT do you think of my FAMILY?"
9)"WHEN are you going to spend time with me?"
10)"WHAT are you thinking?"

5 SIGNS THEY WILL BE GOOD IN BED
1)they start with kisses and massages
2)a well-made bed
3)they ask us what we'd like from the menu
4)they find the way we hop about on one foot while trying to get those knickers off sexy
5)they french kiss us before we brush our teeth

3 QUESTIONS THEY WISHED WE ASKED MORE OFTEN
1)"what's your NUMBER?"
2)"what say we skip the whole 'movie-dinner-walk by the beach' thing and just go home and screw our brains out?"
3)"would you like another BLOW-JOB?'
***actually,they don't really want us to ask all those questions.it only means trouble for them!=)

5 SCARIEST PHRASES
1)"my PERIOD'S LATE!"
2)"my MUM want's to get to know you"
3)"let's go SHOPPING!"
4)"we need to TALK"
5)"MEET MY PARENTS"

4 PICK-UP LINES THAT WILL GET THEM ANYTIME
1)"my name is xxx and you can call me anytime"
2)"hey there,big boy"
3)"can i buy u a drink?"
4)"wana just laze at my place?,there's no one at home.."

6 SIGNS THEY'LL BE GOOD DADS
1)they keep the hardy boys,nancy drew,famous five,secret seven,noddy,tintin and axterix comics.
2)they have the personality of a four year old
3)they can clean the cat's litter without gagging
4)they have a sudden interest in family and cartoon movies
5)they pass that promo that comes with a fab sports cars,gong-li look alike secretary just to spend more time with you.
6)they can survive on just four hours of sleep

3 SIGNS THEY HAVE A BIG PENIS
1)they don't talk about it
2)they insist going down on us to start with
3)there's no such thing as a big penis.if you don't believe me,ask your mum.

3 SIGNS THEY HAVE A SMALL PENIS
1)they don't talk about it
2)they insist going down on us to start with
3)there's no such thing as a small penis.if you don't belive me,ask your dad.

10 THINGS THAT CAN KILL AN ERECTION
1)smell
2)poor grooming
3)granny panties
4)armpit hair
5)our eyes roll behind and we start talking in a wierd language
6)our mouth's still full and we're still talking
7)we start talking cute
8)we start naming their private parts."does big boy wanna come out and play now!!!??"
9)we watch the clock
10)our cat/dog is watching the both of us

8 THINGS THAT CAN INSPIRE AN ERECTION
1)lingerie
2)sexual confidence
3)"come-to-bed" eyes
4)nice smelling hair.serious
5)anything with strings
6)us licking an ice cream cone
7)big tits and a nice butt
8)actually,anything...

5 MEN WE SHOULD AVOID
1)liars
2)any man who calls his penis "big boy"
3)possesive men-they're hopelessly insecure and a relationship with any sort would only end in a ruin
4)casanovas
5)any man who is mean to animals.even centipedes

4 SIGNS THEY'RE NOT GOIN TO CALL
1)they don't ask forour num and make no effort to take note of it even when you're dispensing it
2)they smile excessively
3)they say,too enthusiastically "i'll call you"
4)they use our namecard to pick their teeth

5 SIGNS THEY'RE GOIN TO CALL
1)they make an attempt early on in the conversation to get our number
2)they pay attention to us all evening
3)their tongues hang out when they get our number
4)they make us write their number everywhere,on paper..the forehead....
5)they start getting goofy

6 SIGNS THAT THEY ARE A KEEPER
1)they buy us a life insurance policy on our birthday
2)they visit our parents when we are away,overseas
3)they spend as much time cuddling us as they do on sex
4)after a disastrous holiday,they give us a hug and tell us sincerely-"that was fun"
5)when we come back comatose after a cosmopolitan-heavy girls night out,they clean us up and put us to bed
6)they offer to buy us sanitary pads

7 THINGS WE SHOULD NEVER EVER THROW FROM THEIR BEDROOM
1)their punk rock cds and rocky dvds
2)t-shirts-only they can tell when it's expired
3)their empty jim-beam bottles and pizza collection boxes
4)ex-girlfriend photos
5)their smelly bedsheets
6)their karunguni stuff.busted vcd player,mags
7)their worn-out boxers

10 THINGS THEY DO WHEN WE ARE NOT LOOKING
1)scratch their balls
2)fart loudly
3)air their tummies in front of the fan
4)sniff their socks and underwear
5)surf the net for nude photos
6)eat out of the cooking pot
7)play games with their handphone in the toilet when they're suppose to be bathing
8)pluck nostril hair
9)sniff our underwear
10)finish our fav box of chocolates and leave the empty box in the hope we'll never find out.

it's kinda nice being a guy for a day...
but being a girl is a thrilling rollercoaster ride!!!

love,
asha

***soo,guys....
love me...

ASHA'S LOVE PROFILE 4:HOW TO GET OVER A GUY IN TEN DAYS!(FOR THE BROKEN-HEARTED)

2007-09-09T21:20:00.000+08:00

*Forget about losing a guy in ten days.you've lost him.your once purrfect relationship is GONE!
you need a new mission:it's the ultimate EX-treme action plan to get you glowing,smiling and dancing right into your power.
lets get into a whirlwind tour and start celebrating your life as YOU again!

DAY 1-GET A GODDESS MAKEOVER
We know the value of the look good-feel good mantra.So,get a fashion overhaul.pay a visit to the hairdresser and pour out your sorrows as you reinvent yourself with a radical new hairdo.don't stop there,get a facial,a set of fancy manicure/pedicure,some seriously sexy new lingerie(refer to previous articles on hot to show on lingerie) and choosig a killer outfit that says "I'M BACK!". Spare nobody when you're scraping off your old-beau grime.
ASHA'S TIP:Round up ur gf's and have a whole lot of fun doing this together!

DAY 2-REDECORATE YOUR ROOM
If your room is more boo than bodiour,it's time for some exfoliation and extermination.be ruthless.Remove his photos,his stuff,anything that is him from your room.dispose it or place it in a gift box(you may want to look back one day) and place it far,far away from your sight.
Get scented candles,plush cushions,floweres,teddies....
consider it a blessed welcome to the great new men who will enter your life,and better yet,your new sexy lair.

DAY 3-BULLS EYE
Get creative.make a dartboard with his face stuck at the bulls eye.make him look ridiculous!i drew mine with a bikini with lotsa armpit hair and granny panties =)
then get the darts,throw it!make holes in his face!scream if you need to!curse if you wan to!just,let it go....

DAY 4-TAKE THE SMV TEST
when you are single,it is important to test your SMV(singles market value)
you've made an effoet to upgrade yourself,it's time to put yourself on the market and survey!
round up your gf's for a night out on the town,read the signs and take notice who your potential buyers are.it is a great gauge to finding out how far you've come in just four days.its a great way to see how you've moved on and moved up.and if you've officially and permanently shifted into a better district zone for men-CONGRATS!
*I'm not teaching you to be desperate and scout for boys/men.
i'm just telling you to have fun and be proud being a girl!
ASHA'S TIP:smile!smile!smile!its what kills those men!
throw your shabby sulky face far---far---far---away!!!

DAY 5-RELEASE THE APHRODITE
ASHA'S RULE:A MAN IS EASILY REPLACEABLE WITH ALONG ROD!
Yes,uber-cool asha has gone patpong!and that means girls,this dance is no dirty no more,its sexayyyee!pole dancin classes are easily availble in singapore.rest assured the instructors are ladies and the clients are all women.if you're a litlle to conservative, try belly dancing or a new hip hop groove!!!wateva it is,it will help you rediscover and reclaim your gorgeous seductive self.get in touch with the wanton sex goddess within,shed some calories and tell yourself,he just lost a sexayee gorgeous girl.MUAHAHAHAHA!yes,repeat it again,and again.

DAY 6-GO SHOPPING!
yes darls,it is thereauputic.shopping on weekdays is usually better.it keeps you away from the crowd.make it relaxing.i suggest you go on your own to get some me time.
ASHA'S TIP:Get a pair of shoes,killer heels,wedges of fancy sneakers..sing that craig david song..."i'm walking away...."

DAY 7-GET GEEKY OVER BOOKS
Find trouble sleeping at night?you miss the sms'es,goodnight kisses ang hugs?get a goo book to read.have a warm bath before you sleep everyday and drink a glass of warm milk before u retire to your bed.read the book ..and you will fall asleep soon.

DAY 8-LEND A HELPING HAND
When you were in a relationship,it was just you and him.
come to think of it,my 100% was given to him and when he left,i had nothing.and i realised i hadn't open up to anybody else in my life.thats why i was such at great loss.soo,we girls have to stop being self-centered and the "all about me!" shit(i hate it when girls say that!).surf the net for various organisations such as children's home,old folk's home or SPCA.be a volunteer.You've beautify yourself physically,beautify and cleanse your heart from all the hatred you have for him.
*this article is to help you forget that man that hurt you not stop you from loving.also,it will help you fill the days where it use to be the days you went out with him,like tha weekends,rather than you moan and groan about him,i'd rather getya ass up and lend a helping hand!

DAY 9-RECOVER AND RENEW
Spas are what to single girls what brothels are to men.its relaxing and it drains all the stress and the heartaches you had for him.tight on budget?(refer to my d.i.y spa article)

DAY 10-THROW A SINGLES BASH
Get all your girlfriends to bring a single datable guy each to your party.the bottomline is:the guy must be someone your friend would date and you do not have feelings for him.
you know the old saying-
one woman's trash is another woman's soul mate
work the crowd,and if you're feeling tongue-tied,grab a plate of eats and hand them around,it's a good way to find someone who might be interesting in nibbling your tasty treats,in more ways than one=)
if plan A is not for you,i have a plan b.
with your gf's,throw an all girls party.create a theme,lets say..
pyjamas or fun and flirty???watch chick flicks and funny movies,doll up each other,binge on snacks and have a rockin good time!

soo,you've reached day 10.you have completed the mission.i really hope my tips were useful.if not all,i hope 1 or 2 tips work well for you.that secret is to keep yourself busy.
i wish you the best in finding tha man that suits you best.nobody said that breakups were easy,neither is the healing process.give yourself time.and it will disappear,only memories remain.

HOLD YOUR HEADS UP HIGH SISTERS,YOU ARE SINGLE,ALREADY AVAILABLE AND ALWAYS READY TO MINGLE!!!

Lotsa love,
asha (tha love docter)

specially dedicated to elaine,switie...tis for you...

*so i've completed my love profiles,feel free to drop your comments!darls!i need your comments!!!!

ASHA LOVE PROFILE 3:MY SECRETS TO WINNING THAT DATE(FOR THA SINGLES!)

2007-09-09T20:32:00.000+08:00

HOW TO READ BODY LANGUAGE??
when communicating is concerned,body language is important.that goes to flirting to...soo if you wanna be in the game,make sure you noe the rules.

to show you're interested:
*face or point in the direction of your date.obviously this will come naturally if you ARE interested in your date.
*lean towards him when making an important point in the conversation.
*sit with one leg crossed over the other,but point your knees towards him.
*look intensely into his eyes when he talks,not at the rest of the people in the restaurant.
*lightly brush against his sleeve or arm every soo often,making it look unintentional.

signs he's definitely INTERESTED:
*His voice goes soft and he stares straight into your eyes when he talks to you.
*he sneaks a glance at you from across the room while you're both in conversation with other people.
*his eyes get soft when he looks at you.
*he watches your lips when you talk.
*his friends start asking you what you think of him.
*his eyes travel in a circle around your face and finish off at your eyes.
*he behaves differently around you.if he's usually loud,he gets uncharacteristically soft spoken around you.
*he remembers the minute things you talk about in previous conversations,things you can hardly remember saying.
*when talkin in a group,his voice changes ever soo slightly.

what to avoid eating!!!
Darlins,in your date includes a meal,kindly steer clear from foods that can ruin ur image.please,maintain your glamourr..

SEAWEED
sticks to your teeth like velcro and they're dark and conspicous!soo,no temaki rolls ayte!

CORNCOB
there's never a pretty way to eat this.and when those fibrous kernels get stuck in between your teeth...

LAKSA
the gravy splatters on your face and your outfit,the green parsley garnishing may well find a home in between your teeth.

MESSY PASTAS
long strand pastas like spagetti,linguine,fettucine and tangliatelle require a deft hand with a spoon and fork.urgh!not forgetting those messy tomato and squid ink sauces!

SPINACH
this vegetable whether baked,boiled,fried or steamed-is a no-no for dates!trust me!

CHOCOLATES AND STRAWBERRIES
aphrodisiac or not,these foods are ohh soo sexy...until you smile!

RAW GARLIC AND ONIONS
oh,the breath,ladies,the breath!not to mention a bloated mid-section an hour later.

5 stay fresh tips
fresh looking makeup is the best accesory on a date.no point spendin tons of hours dollin up and you're goin to wilt before dessert is served.

1)pick a foundation that compliments your skin type.water-based foundations for those with oily skin(to avoid lookin grey and greasy when night is up)foundation with emollient content for dry skin(to prevent skin from lookin dry and crinkly)

2)to make eye makeup stay put,apply a touch of concealer(or an eyeshadow base) before liner or shadow to help colour stay put.

3)go easy on the base though,or eye makeup might very well crease.

4)to avoid premature smudging,apply eyeshadow only on the lids,not between the crease and brow bones.

5)eyeliner should be topped with a powder shadow in a similar shade,applied with a skinny angled brush.alternatively,try liquid liner.

biggest dating mistakes women make!!!

1)TRYING TO HARD
if the chemistry isn't there darl,it means it isn't.you'll only make yourself look idiotic cause u laughed/giggled/talked to much.besides why should YOU be compensating for the lack of spark?its his problem that he doesn't warm up to a babe like you.

2)OD-ING ON BOOZE
using a lil alchohol to loosen up on a date is fine but goin "hic" throughout it is a bad etiquette.think sips,not swigs.if he's gonna send you home looking like a rag doll,he's gonna lose respect for you.

3)ACTING ALL PHONY
yes,follow that old age advice-being yourself never fails.
c'mon girls,TALK in a NORMAL ACCENT,wear your hair in the way that's most comfortable for you,slip into flats if 3inch heels make you walk like julia roberts.
THERE'S ONLY ONE OF YOU-use that to your advantage.

4)TALKIN NON STOP ABOUT SEX
its a natural and sizzling topic to venture to,but if you avoid the topic altogether,the un-verbalised sexual tension will have him fantasising about you after the date,and in his sleep,and tomorrow....

love,
asha (tha flirt guru)

ASHA'S LOVE PROFILE2:DEALING WITH COUPLE ENVY! (JUST ATTACHED)

2007-08-29T17:02:00.000+08:00

YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR NEW RELATIONSHIP.YOU EXPECT YOU FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO BE HAPPY FOR YOU.BUT WHAT IF THE SITUATION TURNS UGLY?HERE ARE SOME OF THE COMMON PROBLEMS THAT YOU AND I MIGHT HAVE COME ACROSS.

PROBLEM 1:When the girlfriends starts complaining that you're not spending time with them anymore,now that you have a boyfriend.

SOLUTION:This is a test for your friends.if they have your interests at heart,they'll knoe you need to spend time with your ne beau to build up the relationship before inviting them to your joint-lives.explain the situation to them so there are no misunderstandings.nobody likes to be thrown aside for a new distraction.

PROBLEM 2:Accused of being too affectionate in public.

SOLUTION:Remember when you were single and wanting to shout out to couples who were publily"pawing" at each other to go get a room?well,guess what?
you've become that irritating couple.yes,all of us have the right to be affectionate,lovingly and freely..but not to the expense of your friends feeling uncomfortable and akward.if your friends keep hinting or being sarcastic,cut that P.D.A(PUBLIC DISPLAY AFFECTION)

PROBLEM 3:Best friend suffered a traumatic breakup while you just met what possibly could be mr right!

SOLUTION:On one hand,be sensitive to her situation,on the other, you can't hide your happiness to one and all.There is no easy way to handle this.She is envious and you can't control how she feels.Never use an accusatory tone,and emphasise that you want her to be happy for you and that you still need her support as a friend.

PROBLEM 4:Mum and dad play mr and mrs know it all

SOLUTION:First impressions count,so create a favourable one.
i'd rather you invite him for dinner rather than they bump into him as he is emerging from your room.of course,they want you to hear their views.hear them out,even if he is your ultimate choice.

PROBLEM 5:Platonic relationship's stepping in the way making present boyfriend insecure.

SOLUTION:Men are naturally pretty territorial and they may feel insecure at the presence of the other.its a guy thing so you just have to ride it out.let both parties know that you still care.if situations don't improve,keep outings seperate when it comes to them.

PROBLEM 6:Friend invites me out,but not my boyfriend.she gets angry when i suggest he come along.

SOLUTION:She's either jealous,or for some reason,dores not get along with your boyfriend.investigate.
emphasise that both your friendship and relationship is equally important.if she is a true friend,she would understand and support you.if she feels uncomfortable,maybe you could plan something to let them get to know each other better.

sooo,spread some love and i hope tat u girls can tackle tis common problems all of us face..well atleast,once in our lifetime.

love,
asha
envy me....

ASHA'S LOVE PROFILE1:DATE ME GETAWAYS!!!(FOR THA ATTACHED!!)

2007-08-29T16:18:00.000+08:00

HAVE YOU EVER FELT THAT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING AND NO PLACE TO GO IN SINGAPORE,OUR LITTLE TROPICAL ISLAND?WELL,FESS UP GIRLS,I'M GONA SHOW YOU HOW!

***DATE IDEAS***

1)Spend the afternoon preparing for a picnic and have it by the beach at SENTOSA.

2)Catch a performance at ESPLANADE, a dinner at MAKANSUTRA and a stroll along the WATERFRONT, feedin takeaway chocolates from CHOCZ!

3)Have breakfast at CHANGI VILLAGE and go fishing afterwards with each other's company or get into some surfing action by taking a bum boat to DESARU.There are lessons there or you can opt for body boarding first.

4)Try wake boarding at SAF YACHT CLUB in sembawang and end it with a relaxing jacuzzi or head down to sembawangs popular HOT SPRINGS.

5)Take a long walk starting from HOLLAND ROAD,stop in at BOTANIC GARDEN and end with ice milo at ADAM ROAD FOOD CENTRE.

6)Go kite-flying at MARINA SOUTH.Bring along homemade sandwiches for each other and snuggle into each other's arms with a good book to read.

7)Go trekking at MACRITCHIE RESERVOIR.Smell the fresh ait,get in touch with nature,together.

8)Have a suprise impromptu picnic at MOUNT SOPHIA PARK.

9)If you can afford it,have dinner above a YACHT.

10)Have satay and bbq chics at EASTCOAST PARKWAY FOOD CENTRE.Top it off by sharin a drink of tha exotic coconut.its cheap,$2 and you get it for the size thats bigger than your head.

11)Visit a CHURCH,MOSQUE OR MUSEUM and associate it with foods like indian rojak and epok2.go cultural and a Shop cultural.

12)If you both are feeling lazy and rich,try high tea at MEZZA9.$35 PER PERSON.
Glorious tarts and sweets.plus its real cosy!!!

13)Ice skating at JURONG ENTERTAIMENT CENTRE.Very interactive especially when the both of you can't skate.

14)Eat take-away pizza by the beach at PASIR RIS PARK.
You don't need to spend tons of money for a good time.

15)Head to the EAST COAST area and play/feed the abandoned cats there.

16)Blinfold your partner.Take him to your NEIGHBOURHOOD PARK at night.take off the blindfola and greet him with stars dotting the night sky and a table with a candle and packed food you cooked,woohoooo.

17)NIGHT SAFARI.Its dark,quiet.its just you both and the animals.

18)Board a CABLE CAR and have dinner in it while lookin down to the fantastic view of singapore.

19)Explore CHINATOWN and wander to the old shophouses,desserts at roadside stalls,take funky snapshots and end it off with food reflex at PEARL CENTRE.

20)Invite your partner to DINNER AT HOME.create a rose petal path from the door to the dinig area.

21)Head to SPA BOTANICA at SENTOSA and spent the day lying in the sun and indulging into spa treatments.

22)Head to a NEIGHBOURHOOD SHOPPING CENTRE you both have never gone to,give each a budget of lets say $20.go seperate ways for 2 hours and met back with suprise gifts for each other.

23)Go camping at EAST COAST.BBQ your food.to spice up the fun,invite your friends and their boyfriends.alternatively rent a CHALET.

24)Try a different cuisine.check yellow pages/the green book or surf the net.try the MEDDITERENEAN CUISINE located at ARAB STREET for a start.

25)Go swimming at WILD2 WET and head down to ESCAPE THEME PARK to dry yourself with the rollercoaster rides.to end it off,go for a pampering manicure and pedicure at SCRATCH located at DOWNTOWN EAST shopping arcade.they have a range of relaxing foot massages for males to.he'll be askin for more!

note*
for you singles and others out dere,need not fret.i have something for you guys also in the upcoming issues.:):):)

feelin the love,
asha
attached and loving it:)

DESTRESS AT THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME!!!

2007-08-29T15:40:00.000+08:00

TEN QUICK AND EASY STEPS TO SPA SANCTUARY!!!

1)LIGHT UP THE ROOM
-Dim your lights and fill the bathroom with candles/rose petals

2)SCENT TO RELAXATION
-Spritz the room with a relaxing scent of lavender or chamomile.if your feeling sexy try ylang2

3)ATMOSTPHERE
-Drizzle a couple of your favourite essential oils in a burner and breathe easy.personal faves are ylang2 and mandarin plus ginger..

4)SMOOTHEN ME
-Exfoliate with a GOOD scrub.try AFRICAN SALT SPA SCRUB from body shop.it exfoliates and moisturises your skin instantly with its shea butter extract.(girls,exfoliate once to twice a week if you want an even skin tone and a healthy glow.so invest on this sacred product)
Rinse in hot rain shower :)

5)SOAK UP THE SUN
-Indulge yourself in a warm bath with bath salts.you can choose to make your own(recipe below) or put up with the hassle with just a cash transaction.
get soakin with L'occitane lavebder bath salt,$27.Soak for a good 20 mins.

6)SPECIAL TOUCH
-Towel off and slowly massage in any body butter of your choice.
try the range from skinfood and body shop.WORTH IT!

7)SPRITZ
-Douse your body with a soul-lifting skin scent.
(try not to pick two totally different scents from your body butter and body water scent,you will smell like rojak) try barely-there scents from evian or red earth.its light,hydrating and freshens up your skin!

8)SCRUB AND SOAK
-Exfoliate your delicate hands with a hand scrub(they r denser than body scrubs).plus soak your feet in warm water with zests of lime/lemon to rid off that wacky weird smell...(need i explain???)
!!!!!your hands and neck are the first to show signs of ageing,so never ever neglect them!!!!!

9)CREAM MEEEEE
-Moisturise!moisturise!moisturisE!!get a simple hand/feet moisturiser.
even JOHNSONS MILK LOTION will do. it will work wonders. just an advice, get a lotion with a lesser or non-greasy formula.body butters are greasy.

10)CHILL
-Relax,lie down on your bed.very interesting advice, place all your pillows all aroud you, like...a barrier, and lie in the centre..somehow it works by giving me a feeling of comfort and security.taadaa!!more relaxed!
finish it off with a towel soaked in warm water with a few drops of lavender oil and cover your face with it. close your eyes,play music of your choice.chill............

*bath salt recipe
ingredients:
-salt
-a tinge of desired colouring like pink or blue.
-a few drops of your fave essential oil
how????
mix them all together,use a funnel to avooid messiness when transferring into an empty container or bottle.
simple???
go ahead!try it.colouring can be bought at supermarkets and esential oils from body shop or aromatherapy shops.do not use oils for burning inscense.

love,
asha the D.I.Y spa expert

(shir....destresssssssssss my dearrrrrrr!!!!!!)

SEXAYEEE LINGERIE SHOPPING..A GURL'S ULTIMATE SURVIVAL GUIDE!

2007-07-30T16:23:00.001+08:00

Always thought lingerie shopping only belonged to those who were married or attached?
SOOOOO NOT ladies!im gonna show you how and why....
first and for most...
it doesn't realli matter if you don't have anybody to flaunt your lingerie to or whether you need to have a boyfriend or tha ultimate body or booty...
ALL IT TAKES IS SELF APPRECIATION AND LOVE TOWARDS YOURSELF AND YOUR BODY.
Think of it as,self indulgence..like if you can spent a few thousands on stuff with labels just to show-off,why not splurge on lingerie once in a while to make you feel good about yourself and boosting your self esteem(face it girls,even major hollywood stars lack self esteem,thats when botox and surgeries come in handy)

i went lingerie shopping with ema the other day,and i've gathered some tips on how to get the lingerie which you won't regret later on...ema mentioned that it was her first time...and i realised it might be soo too for others..so step out ladies.WE ARE GOIN SHOPPING!!!!!:):):)

LETS GET SEXAYE LADIESSS
tip no 1
do your research
lets get to the basics,
firstly,you need to know your favourite colours and the type of lingerie you prefer.some of us absolutely love garters,lacey panties and push up bras whereas some would rather go for that sweet babydoll flirty dresses with furry slippers??my personal preference?actually a little bit of both.ahahaha.
example:
fav colour:baby pink
preference:sweet and flirty lingerie
CHECK!

tip no 2
ask you,yourself and just you!
you spotted a sexaye model wearin a black leather corset in the mags and you wish that it was you.reality check,are you really willing to wear it?
or are you turning your wadrobe into a costume shop?take my advice,some lingerie are to ridiculous to wear.and unless you're making a porn video,neva ever step into a sex shop to buy lingerie.
also,are you uncomfortable with wearin to little clothes at night or at home??even when theres nobody?you might want to get a silk robe or wrap along with the underwear just in case you need to get something from the kitchen and your next door neighbour is lazin by his kitchen window.undesirable situation.
example:
black leather corsets:NONONO
silk robe/wrap:might come in handy
CHECK!

tip no 3
know your size,and your type
estimate your underwear size,if u suck at estimation,bring along one of you comfortable panties(in good condition of course)to see if it is the right fit.and ya,based on experience.keep your panty u brought from home safe in a small bag.you wouldn't want it hanging like a keychain without you knowing.do not depend on sizes s,m,l...cause different labels carry different measurements.some are measurements of europeans which are naturally bigger than us.and please stop thinkin that xxs or xs is the ideal size for you.unless you're really small.must i emphasise on this?CURVES ARE GREAT.BIG BOOTY?THINK BEYONCE!
Know your bra cup size.measure it if you must to.if you are unsure get ur mum or the sales assistant to assist you.never insist on somthing to small or to big.it is unhealthy for your breasts.if you are trying on a bra,see at the sides on whether there is excess flesh seeping out,that means its to small.if your tootsies hang low and gives minimal support,it might be to big.
lastly,know your body type.though we wished that we all looked like a victorias secret model,all of us come in different shapes and sizes.some of us are pear shape,petitie,masculine,thin and a little flabby at the tummy.it is OK!besides,all those models you see in those mags,their pictures are air-brushed.
so the rule here is.
BUY ITEMS THAT ENCHANCE YOUR FIGURE NOT ITEMS YOU WISHED YOU LOOKED GOOD IN IT.
example:
underwear size:bring my fav undie along!
bra cup size:34c
body type:a little meaty all over
lingerie should be able:to hide a little of that unecessary flesh,a slimmer contour.
CHECK!

tip no 4
shoppin like theres no tomorrow
now that you know your basics,we can hit the malls with no slightest worry.overcome your shyness or fear that the sales girls would laugh at you.they know why we buy lingerie.even young girls like us.
as you browse and scan through the items in the shop.you come to a realisation that lingerie could be heavy on your pocket.but ladies,don't walk out of the shop yet,think how it would help you feel good when your'e having a bad day.or when you suddenly wake up in the morning feeling sexy and free?dancing in your living room in sexy lingerie!
while some of us would go astray on buying what looks hot!...id rather you stick to your list and spare a thought on your body wearin that super tight leather bustier with pantyhose.you be sweaty and smelly just 5 mins after putting it on.
the trick is.the more comfortable the lingerie,the sexier you feel.try opting for softer fabrics instead like satin,silk n expensive laces. touch the fabrics of the peice you are considering.anything to UNCOMFORTABLE is a NONO.
though some materials may look sexy...they might be scratchy to your skin.still sexy??no!leather might look sexy,but singapore is a tropical country and if its not bad enough,we are living in the global warming crisis..PONDER!

tip no 5
if all else fails and asha's tips suck!
go online.lotsa brands sell sexy lingerie.trust my fashion taste.
victoria's secret is affordable...
agent provocateur if ur a rich kid...
but my ultimate advice is,step out of the cocoon dear,all of us deserves to
feel sexy.its not weird.if your galfrens tease you,don't be alarmed that they're be your follower in just....a few moments.:)

really hope that you're unleashing tha sexaye you by now,
if you're clueless on where to get tasteful lingerie.for starters, try blush or la senza which is located at paragon.la senza is having their clearance seasonal sale.or try fling at the heeren..
GOOD LUCK BABES!

tons of sexaye kisses,
asha(mysteriously sexayeee)
(n still mysterious.....)

EVIL JUNK FOOD TAKES CONTROL.IT NEEDS TO STOP!

2007-07-26T18:45:00.000+08:00

ALOSSSSSSS PRETTY LADIES!FEELING STRESSS,AND BINGING ON ALL THE UNECESSARY FOOD AND THE UNECESSARY BULGE?
CERTINLY NOT A GOOD EXCUSE TO ME DARLA!
NOW SWEAR UPON THIS!THEY ARE ENEMIES IN DISGUISE!ENEMY!ENEMY!
THIS HAS TO COME TO A STOP.
IVE COME OUT WITH SOME TIPS....FEAST!

HOW DO WE ESCAPE FROM THE EVIL JUNKIE MONSTER!!!!!

1)EXCERCISE
HELPS MAKE U FEEL BLISS AND PRODUCES ENDORFINS,HORMONES THAT RELAXES YOU,RATHER THEN A BAR OF CHOC WHICH ALSO CONTAINS ENDORFINS PLUS TONSSA CALORIES!!!!PICK UR PICK!

2)MINIMISING THE INTAKE
STOPPING SUDDENLY MITE BE TO DRASTIC.BUT ITS NEVER IMPOSSIBLE.
IF U CAN'T RESISIT THE PLATE OF CHIPS,GET A smaller SERVING OF CHIPS.FAIR ENUF?IF UR STILL HUNGRY,REPLACE IT WITH NUTS OR FRUITS!

3)BREAKFAST
NOW HOW MANY TYMES HAV OUR MUMMIES EMPHASISE ON BREAKFAST!
A GOOD BREAKFAST CONTAINS THE SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF CARBOHYDRATES N RICH IN PROTEIN.IT WILL HELP SUSTAIN UR HUNGER PANGS AND CRAVINGS.UR FIRST STEP TO SUCCESS!

4)INDULGE ON THE EX
CUS IF U FEEL TORTURED AND THAT YUOR POCKET'S BURNT, YOU HAVE A HIGH CHANCE TO STOP BUYING IT AND CRAVIN FOR IT.TADDAAA!ITS LIKE A MIND GAME THAT COMES BACK TOM YOU.TRY GODDIVA,CHOCZ...WATEVA.HAHAHA!

5)MANTAIN UR BLOOD SUGAR
BLOOD SUGAR THAT IS STABLE WILL MINIMISE UR HUNGER PANGS.EAT OFTEN.MY SECRECT IS,EAT OFTEN,IN SMALL SERVINGS

6)SUPLEMENT
IF UR BODY IS LACKING ALL THE NORMAL STUFF U NEED LIKE CARBO AND ALL,UR BODY WILL AUTOMATICALLY GIVE A SIGNAL TO YOUR BRAIN TO DO SOMETINK,LIKE.... EATING.TAKE MULTI VITAMINS,CUS ITS THE BEST SOLUTION.BUT REMEMBER,CONSULT UR DOCS OR A PHARMIST FIRST,CUS CERTAIN VITAS MITE N MITE NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOU.

ASHA'S EXCHANGE AND REFUND POLICY
THAT MONSTA! VS ASHA SAY'S
ICECREAM LOW FAT YOGURT OR ICE CREAM

SOFTIES MINERAL WATER,FRESH JUICES,LEMONADES
FRUIT JUICE

DOUGNUTS AND PASTRIES WHEAT BREAD WITH JAM(TOASTED)

CAKE PUMPKIN BREAD OR CHIFFON CAKE
WIT FRESH BERRIES

SWEETENED OATS AND CEREAL OATS WITH A DASH OF BROWN SUGAR
AND CINAMMON

SOUR CREAM NON FAT YOGURT/SOURCREAM

CHOCOLATE HOT COCOA WITOUT FAT,ADD RAISINS
DRIED FRUITS,NUTS AND A DASH
CHOCOLATE CHIPS

SWEET BISCUITS TRY GRAHAM OR JULIES BISCUITS,ADD
SMALL CUT BANANA SLICES IN BETWEEN

CHEESECAKE OR MOUSE A SMALL SLICE OF CHEESE WITH
VANILLA PUDDING OR WHEAT BISCUITS

HOPE U FIND MY TIPS USEFUL,JUNK FOOD AIN'T THAT BAD IF THEY'RE CONSUME ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK.JUS REMEMBER NOT TO INDULGE INTO IT TILL IT BECOMES UR DAILY DIET.TILL NOW,SNICKERS AND CADBURY IS TILL IN MY LIST.
WITH FULL ANTICIPATION AND DETERMINATION.
DIET STARTS TOMORROW.FOR GOOD....
I HOPE...
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

HERSHEY SMOOCHIESSSSSSS!!!
LOVE,
ASHA-CHOC ADDICT IN REHAB.
TOODLES BABES!

2007-07-26T17:58:00.001+08:00

CLIQUES…r u one of ‘them’???

was I in a clique ever in my life?oh well,I ain’t sure whether it was to be considered a clique or what so eva…but I gues there were times occasionally where they were copycats in the group and everybody had kinda same mentality…well,all that were way back during lower secondary days where we were kinda afraid that we were going to be left out and we just wanted to belong n be liked.i guess cliques or being in a large group of popular girls gave me sense of security.
in my case,being in one kinda made me feel “beautiful” cus trust me, my friends were gorgeous n guys were just diggin them at school…whereas me..i was the normal average nerd girl that carried a big bag with huge ugly paperbags filled with books everyday.yea…hahaha…I was…umm…kinda geeky princess…ryte ema?
and if it wasn’t bad enuf I had the geek title…boys started saying that I look like a man and I had a sex operation.LIKE OMG!i was like…do I really?and then i thought I could ran to my “friends” and kinda let it all out…but by then,the bad shit already spreaded to them and they to were callin me a shemale!...and I didn’t like scream or stood up for myself.in fact,I laughed it off and crack jokes about myself that I had a hiden penis and all.
I went home, crying…..
I felt werse and werse everyday.when boys started callin me that in front of them,da clique wud laugh too…suckish.but I didn dare speak up.
and then came the second occasion when I had my menses.apparently it kinda overflowed and it stained the chair,my best friend,rafee…cudn do much cus he was a guy…although he did try to calm me down..but the girls I thought were real friends just thought that I was a chore and didn really wanna help me,instead…they went like…we’d wait for u downstairs….but I was fortunate to have one friend…she stood by me and help me to clean the mess I made.
afta the whole scary ordeal,she asked…does your friendship with your friends work that way?
I didn noe how to answer her….
and I finally came to a realisation that being with them didn make me feel beautiful.it made me feel smaller about myself.i was living in their shadow…and I was sharing their limelight.if people knew me it wasn’t because I was somebody but it was because I was with them.and It hit me that whatever decisions I had made wasn’t utterly because I wanted to do it.it was to please them.i wanted them to know that I could be like them…they must have thought I was a freak….

oh well,I grew out of it and I got a new found confidence thanks to my boyfriend and the support of my true friends.ironically,the clique are still friends with me..gud pals…gud girlfriends.i guessed…we all mature over a period time and we value friendship more right?emma,shira,izyan(I miss you girl…I cn’t seem to reach u),ili,shikin,rinnie….we’ve grown up a lil and we’ve got our own stand and point of view..and wani,thanks for being my wondergirl wen I had my menses…its all in the past now…and its kinda funny thinkin back ryte peeps?

but not everytink works well like the way it did for me…if you are stuck in a clique..here are some tips for you to just get out of it and not be a dumb dumb sheep…
1)firstly,you gotta tell yourself that you are special.yes2…say it..chant it!

2)go to school bare-faced.no mascara no compact and then tell them that their makeup makes their face look grey.(with an innocent face)

3)read a guwd book during recess and chew on an apple.
it gets you away from their crappy gossips and if they tease you on why you’re eatin an apple…tell them 2 apples per day…gives a better body and better skin.if they’re unsure…ask them to read my blog!

4)when schools done,tell them u need to rush off.enrol urself to belly dancing or aerobics…u’d make new friends.

5)lastly,tell them u find that its childish being in a clique and not having your own stand.tell them they’re a bunch of mean,ugly,oily-face girls whu depend on makeup everyday to cover those big ugly scars……
(if they beat you up,call the teacher…I cnt help you with that!hahaha)

I’ve uploaded some pictures of myself…why don’t you tell me and comment whether I look like some she male or not??feast…

credits to my b.f-tank u pumpkin for being patient and suportin me!ur the photgrapher for the day!
sweet revenge,
asha the geeky princess

ASHA...

2007-05-22T02:02:00.000+08:00

aloha!!

u gurls wanna see my pics ryte?

soo, here goes it!

yea i chopped those tresses off!though you peeps prefer me with long hair..

omg!did you no my split ends were like half thru my head!!

gags!

thanks to jeremy@fox

soo, feast on and yeah,this is also for the seventeen promo...

Taaadaaaa!

sun-kissed,

asha--xoxo

*wait for my upcoming entry.....

CLIQUES!ARE YOU ONE OF 'THEM'????

FROM ASHA TO U....

2007-05-14T20:29:00.000+08:00

DEAR KINKY AND ELAINE,

BREAKUPS ARE NEVER EASY TO GET OVER WITH. WHATS MORE WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT HE WAS THE ONE!
I WILL NOT BE AN IDIOT TO JUDGE YOU. IF YOU MUST CRY THEN CRY YOUR HEART OUT. IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL TONS BETTER WHEN YOU LET THE LOAD GET OFF YOUR SHOULDER. SOMETIMES WE GIRLS PLACE TO HIGH A HOPE ON SOMEONE, WE TEND TO BE DEPENDANT AND RELY ON THAT SOMEONE. AND BY DOING THAT, WE RISK BREAKIN OUR OWN HEARTS. WE GIRLS GIVE OUR ALL-LOVE AND DEDICATION..ONLY HOPING SOMETHING IN RETURN, REAL, SINCERE LOVE.
YEA KINKY, NOBODY WANTS TO BE BETRAYED. FACT IS ALL OF US WILL GO THROUGH IT AT SOME POINT OF TIME IN OUR LIVES.THATS TO MAKE US STRONGER. AND I WANNA LET YOU KNOW THE PURPOSE OF ME WRITIN AND MAKING IT PUBLIC. ITS NOT TO SHAME NOR TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A GOOD FRIEND. ITS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO WENT OR ARE GOING THRU TIS. I WENT TRU IT. AND IM PWETTY SURE LOTSA GIRLS OUT DERE WENT TRU IT TO. SWITIE, LEARN TO PICK YOURSELF UP AND TAKE A MOMENT BEFORE MOVING ON. LEAVE HIM AS A MEMORY IN YOUR HEART THAT REMINDS YOU THAT YOU HAVE GROWN STRONGER AND WISER BECAUSE OF HIM...
U BOTH ARE ONE OF THE BRAVEST, PATIENT AND GORGEOUS GIRLS I'VE EVER KNEW OFF...I DUN PRAISE PEOPLE THAT MUCH YOU NOE...HEHEE...TRUST ME THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO LOOK FOR ONE,
HE WIL COME ON HIS OWN...
KINKY...ELAINE....
YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP...I NOE THAT U BOTH KEEP MOST OF YOUR FEARS AND PROBLEMS INSIDE. AND THAT U BOTH ARE REALLY THE PRIVATE TYPE OF PERSON...BUT I KNOW U BOTH TO WELL TO KNOW THAT YOU BOTH ARE HURTIN INSIDE.
I LUV U BOTH AND I WANNA SEE THE BEST IN YOU. I KNOW I'VE NEVER SAID IT..NOR HAVE I SHOWN U BOTH MY CARE AND CONCERN...BUT I TRULY CARE. AND THATS WHY IM WRITIN TO U THOUGH WE DON'T MEET THAT OFTEN ANYMORE.
AT THE END OF THE DAY GIRL, ITS HISS LOSS CUS HE DIDN SEE A GORGEOUS, SMART AND DEDICATED GIRL THAT ONCED LOVED HIM..
LOVE U BABES!!!

BUTTERFLY KISSES,
ASHA YOUR GIRL PAL

LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!! MORE OF MAKES MY HEAD SPIN ROUND AND ROUND!!!

2007-05-14T19:21:00.000+08:00

hey peeps,
recently me and my bf have been having lil quarrels and misunderstandins that were a lil moreeee...complicated than usual...
its near to 7 months of relationship and da fact is...its startin to sour a lil.AND I DUN WANT IT TO BE THAT WAY!!!ARGH!GOSH!
Yes,without denial..we do get bored with our partners at some point of time...and somehow i always tend to think that i gotta perservere...but when im unhappy in the inside????

soo...i asked some of my friends to help me(credits to all of you!)
and it has made me realise that both me n my bf have alot of catching up to do and understanding...

from HIM to HER
what the boys need from us:

.LOTSA LOVE
.LOTSA SUPPORT
.UNDERSTANDING
.DEDICATION
.HONESTY
.SINCERITY
.LISTENIN EAR
.A FUN AND ENJOYABLE COMPANION
.COMFORT
.WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
.COMPANY

outa all...i tink i scored..about a 5/8....am i fun girlfriend pumpkin?i hope i am...ahakz!

from HIM to HER
what the boys hate about us:

.TO SEE THEIR GIRLFRIENDS OUT WITH OTHER GUYS
.LYING!!!!!!(ALOTTTT OF GUYS GAVE ME TIS REASON,WHAT DO WE LIE ABOUT...I WONDER..........)
.DATES OTHER GUYS
.ALWAYS PICKING FIGHTS AND INSIST BEING THE RIGHT ONE (ENDING UP CRYING,EXPECTIN THE GUY TO GIVE IN WHEN HE'S DONE NUTIN)
.GOES AGAINST HIS DREAMS

my friend has a qn to guyss out dere....
DA QN:
why do guys always associate girls clubbin with girls throwin themselves to guys... when the girls mean nutin and jus wanna have harmless fun????

from HER to HIM
what we need from you...

.LOVE,LOTSA2 THEM...
.SECURITY (funny eh, we will forever feel insecure even when our boyfriends tells us they love us...its just...uncertainty that can sometimes drive a guy crazy!!!!hahaha)
.ATTENTION
.UNDERSTANDING(do u realise that even before we tell our boyfriends our probs and werrys,he'll tell us to stop cryin,and that its a small matter n he understands...when in true fact...we haven told him our probs!)
.LOYALTY
.HONESTY
.TO SHOW!!!AND I MEAN SHOW!!!U LOVE US!!

from HER to HIM
what we dislike and fear...

.CHEATING!!!
.SLEEPING AROUND
.WHEN A BF APPARENTLY TREATS OTHER GIRLS BETTER THAN HIS OWN GIRLFRIEND
.BETRAYAL OF TRUST
.PRETENDING TO LOVE US WHEN UR SOO NOT..ONLY WITH THE EXCUSE THAT U DUN WANNA HURT OUR LIL WEAK HEARTS!!!
.BEING PRESSURISED INTO DOING SOMETHING WE DO NOT WANT TO DO
.DOESN APPREACIATE US FOR WHO WE ARE..ASKIN US TO CHANGE BASED ON HIS PREFERENCE.LIKEEE....TELLIN ME I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT!
.BEING JUDGEMENTAL(NO MATTER HOW WRONG WE ARE...TELL US ANOTHER DAY...CAUSE WEN WE ARE CRYIN,WE WANNA HEAR THAT WE ARE RIGHT!!)

hmm....soo mabe i didn quite understand what was goin thru his mind...n he didn quite knew how i felt to about the relationship...hey pumpkin....im truly sorry yeah..
I wana let u know that i love you....alot...thanks for takin me on a date...to the zoo!!!sent me those pics ayte...and ya,happy birthday big boy!!!muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

lotsa love...
asha your dorfus gorillabutt

p.s:the other dae me and wani wen to town bare faced!and hell yea...it felt great and light!!!and it unleashed a whole lot of confidence...esp when u c the oda girls sweatin like hell and how their makeup melted!!!!u should try...it was a lil scary at first...but yea!!!it fwelt good afta tat,ryte wani!!!!

LETS DO DIET WITH NUMBERS!

2007-05-07T13:05:00.001+08:00

BEAUTY SECRETS

get the ideal shape!lets play with numbers!!!

A PAGE IN ASHA’S LIFE

“you should start takin care of your weight…you are buldging in all the undesired places…you are fat!FAT!FAT!FAT!”

those words repeated endlessly in my troubled mind.i pondered over those words for quite a while.enough of all the pretence.i feel like tearin that plastic smile and that f***in laugh from my freakin face.my fat face!and then people start to give it in a soo call better term..”you’re chubby” and “you’re cute”…oh hell yea,and u go snickering in your heart that “oh fat ass!”

is it a voice in my head?have I gone mad?or blind?or people are just hidin the fugly truth that im FAT?cause these bloody people are my friends?or boyfriend?because they love me and they don’t wan to hurt my feelings?so does that mean im fat?

“ANSWER ME!”
I demanded.i stared at my reflection upon me.i thought I was normal.
and then I started to morph into this fat ugly me.and I saw a weak heart.a struggling spirit which was dying and fading away.i was losing me!

tears filled up my eyes,as I harass my own body,grabbing those flesh and meat.
I know I wasn’t mad.i wasn’t havin an eating disorder.just what is it?
is it the mentality that all models are gona be wearin double zero?i don’t even know what the fcuk that means..is it cause I eat the wrong stuff?did I binge on my food?did i?or is it cause even your loved ones think that your getting bigger…your hands are flabby and he keeps touchin your tummy as if you were a big baby!

“TELL ME YOU FREAKIN IDIOT!”
I screamed to that fat person I see.that others see..
I was scared.i was really scared to do it.
I reached for the knife,trembling at the same time.
slowly and carefully,I pulled my flesh from my stomach with my left hand and griped the knife on my right hand.i mastered all my courage…

slowly and painfully,I did it…I cut it all off.jus like the butcher at the market.they cut all the FATS off that sheep.
cause they are sooooooooo unhealthy and they make you FAT!
red crimson blood oozed out.
it felt good.damn bloody good.
I managed a smile on my face.

“now they are all wrong!im sooo preeteeyyy….”
I cried,makin my words all muffled up..
oh boy,it hurt like hell,the sight was making me nauseous but it was the feelin of satisfaction and contentment that push any form of regret away.

I lay there,helpless…where did all my friends goo?where did my boyfriend go?where are they…are they still ashamed of me…can they accept me for who I am?....

The kinda slaughterin myself was all made up ayte.but these are my confessions,am tellin you guys that I actually thought of doin that.exactly as I wrote.but I’ve picked
myself up and learnt to be stronger.i ain’t perfect.you ain’t either.soo before u laugh at me and call me stupid.think about ur loved ones,have u given them the same treatment like I received?i don’t blame anyone in this.my friends or my boyfriend.maybe you didn’t realise that it was hurtin deep inside..well yea.this is it..
am still not doin too well right now..still a lil demoralised.still hurt…but oh well,id get ova it..everybody gets influence at some point of time.worst,some fellas do that to jus make you feel ugly cause they envy your beauty…don be like me.it has its consequences.for me,I learnt the hard way.

lotsa love,
asha(still a glamourette inside)
p.s:strictly no usin this for ur compos ya!apreciate originality.no copyqueens please.

got ya guys the perfect fun diet…did my research…enjoy!

1 full scoop of rice

its not wrong to have rice.it is the staple diet for asians.ask any experts, they advise you to take in rice everyday.all you have to do is to limit the amount.Instead, add more vegetables,soup and food that is grilled,baked,steamed or boiled.

2 apples per day

fruits are an important source of protein and fibre.2 apples per day is enough to have sufficient natural fibre and carbo for your body.take a bite around 10 to 12 in the afternoon and another at 3pm.

3 slices of bread

have a quality breakfast that is also healthy.3 slices of bread,without any spreads is strongly advised.drink it with hot cocoa or milk or eat it with oats. The more healthier.

5 minutes of deep breathing

deep breathing stabilises your body.soo why are we always told to take deep breaths?it helps reduce stress and stimulates the blood circulation in your body.to have the ideal shape is to have the ideal lifestlye ladies.

10 minutes of light exercise

do a complete light exercise to slowly warm up your body.start from the head to the feet.remember, just ten minutes.

25 sets of situps

situps help in strenghtening the muscles around ur tummy and it helps reduce the bloatness and the buldge.(and my boyfriend goes,”see I told you…””)get a comfy spot to do it.avoid pushing your shoulders but take your whole body weight and feel the stretch on your tummy.

100m of swimming

swimming is the best sport for slimming down.it burns lotsa fats other than sports such as cycling.arrange your schedule such that you swim twice per week.its enough if you swim 50m to and fro.isn’t that great??

8 glasses of water

it’s a remedy,but it really does work! did you know water actually helps in makin the system in your body work beter?lynne garton,a freelance diet specialist found out that the amount of water that enters a body is not the same for every person.it all depends on their daily physical activities,gender and age of a certain individual.now,that’s why ur suppose to drink 8 glasses of water…

9 steps of stairs

practice this activity.everytime you finish your lunch or dinner,search for the nearest flight of stairs.how?go up and down fast within 10 secs.do 3 sets of it.just nine steps of stairs,not 9 flights ok!

7 pm for dinner

what is the ideal time for dinner?although lotsa peeps out there refuse to each dinner.its a mitos ayte!dinner is GOOD for you,the difference is only the timing.the ideal time is 7pm.this is the time your body is most tired due to the energy used up during the day and sleping time is still a long way to go.atleast eat 2 hours before you sleep to allow it to fully digest.

2 glasses of milk per day

milk is a bestfriend to dieting.its gives you all the protein and calcium.milk only can make you feel full and strengten the struture of your bones.drink one glass in the morning,the other at night. you can finally sleep peacefully.

1 glass of juice

belive me or not,one glass of juice can make you full.therfore,you won’t have to eat that much carbos!

28 days of balanced food diet

28 days of diet,and you will slowly see the results.but it must come with the proper food diet.breakfast with fruits,lunch with soup and 2/3 of veg,fish and potatoes.lastly dinner with high protein such as fish,meat and eggs.

14 glasses of green tea per week

diet expert, Brigid McKevith suggests that we drink green tea everyday.2 glasse per day would be enough.it will throw out all the naughty toxins and it does not contain any calories.it also makes you feel full and prevents you from getting hunger pangfs.doesn’t it help in the process of your diet?

50 sets of skipping

getting the ideal shape ain’t jus about food.it includes exercise that is done with a WHOLE HEART!it has to be consistent and not unplanned and disorganised.the most cheapest way is skipping everyday.do it in the evenings if you are busy in the mornings.its good cause it makes u sweat.sweat is a big sign you are slimming down!yeah!

so gorgeous,ain’t it time to unleash the baribie in you?
ain’t necessary u try it all,jus adopt around 5 ways and see how it goes..would like to hear your results ya.and you can trust me.i didn’t make this all up.its all research and its reliable ayte!

see ya around!
asha

PIMPLES AND GREASY SKIN!HOW GOOD FOOD MAKES GOOD SKIN!

2007-05-07T13:00:00.000+08:00

Pimples And Greasy Skin!
HOW GOOD FOOD MAKES GOOD SKIN!

recently a question has been ponderin and lingerin at the back of my mind.

THE QUESTION:
which is a better value of money?products that improve the quality of skin or products that cover it all up?

and this is what I have come up with…did ma research..so feast your mind and think about it…

VERDICT

CLEAR SKIN makes makeup look extra purrfect ladies!
so it is definitely not a waste to splurge n get the ideal healthy skin before splurging on all types of makeup-cum-cover ups.cause expensive makeup will look ’cheap’ if its on skin that’s uneven,oily,and ohh! sooooo full of blemishes!

but,in order to own that ”miracle” skin,it won’t only be based on creams,lotion or vitamins.its gonna be the food we take in.it has to be balanced and healthy and must be eaten since we were little kids to help in getting healthy skin.(but its neva to late to try babes!)

the two most important foods for skin would be vege and fruits(and then I hear u guys moan…hmpf!have some hope,theres a first time to everything)
these foods if eaten fresh,have high contains of fibre,low cholesterol and does not have additional sugar or salt.(isn’t that good to get the purfect body as well!)all these have natural vitamins n minerals that is sooooo sooooo needed for beautiful skin.

HEALTHY SKIN IS ME!
1)the first and foremost the most basic I must say, for smooth skin is, WATER!
even though your foods mite contain water…we are advised to drink the minimal of two litres of h2o to make sure that our skin is healthy and blemish-free.(get ready your water bottles gurls)

2)”cellulose carbohydrate” or food that contains fibre and carbo are also foods that will help in restoring your skin complexion,resultin it in being fair and smooth.(soo,forget your fear of bread,wheat,or rice….go get it gurls)

3)vitamin A is important for replenishin the tissues in your skin.without vitamin A,skin will be dry and lines will apear.to be sure that you get sufficient vitamin A.Add carrots,spinach,brocolli and apricots to ur daily food diet.

4)vitamin C is also as important to produce collagen that will help preserve the elasticity of your skin.and your journey in having ur dream skin is one step closer when your eat more strawberries,citrus fruits like oranges,cabbage,tomatoes and salads.(aren’t the food I mentioned soo colourful!!!)

5)vitamin E is an antioxident that will neutralise the effects of free radicals.these radicals will make skin more vulnerable to be attacked by the “ageing skin” syndrome.yeah,we all will have wrinkles at some point of time,but certainly not right now!to prevent it add nuts such as hazelnuts and wheat.

6)lastly,zinc helps in skin being more firm,stronger and smooth.milk and oats contains zinc…so what are you waitin for???

pale skin?
ANSWER:
increase your iron intake,protein,calcium,copper,cobalt,and vitamin B.
that means, egg yolks,cheese,chicken,fish,rice,potatoes,nuts,oats and bananas.

pimples and zits?
ANSWER:
increase your intake of meat without fats,milk,soya,carrots,apricots,spinach,brocolli.
its a great source of zinc that enables your skin to produce collagen and elastin to firmer skin.

oily skin?
ANSWER:
ur lackin riboflavin.other then washin your face with oil-freee based cleanser and eatin the right supllements,take in more soya,low fat-milk and eggs.it will prevent oil to collect on the surface of your skin.

dry skin?
ANSWER:
more vita A and E.that includes low fat milk,fruits,vege,oats and nuts.vita a firms up ur skin.vita e on the other hand is rich in antioxidents, helpin it in reducing the problem of undesired lines and wrinkles.

AND SOOOO……
there will come a day where makeup ain’t gona be your shadow anymore.you are gonna go out with the true colours of your skin.and when your skin blushes,you know it ain’t cause of the pink blusher…and your eyes sparkle not cause of those contacts.its gona be truly you…
and you will aprreciate it.and others will too.
and ya…and then you gonna say that oh well that’s neva gonna happen…..urghhh!hate this attitude.

theres only one thing I can say to these girls who have a sickenin and iritatin mentality…

nothing comes easy.u want it,go get it.if theres such a thing that’s called “impossible”,u r the one that created it.

hershey kisses,
asha(skin diva)

(for those goin through pimple breakouts now…be patient,with the right diet we’ll fight it…and that goes to me too and my boyfriend.we’ve each grown a pimple on our faces.yipes!!!!)

TIGHT BUDGET?STOP WHINING AND LETS WORK IT!

2007-05-07T12:56:00.000+08:00

tight budget?stop whining and lets work it!

and soo,the great singapore sale is cumin !!!
yipeeeee !
rejoice !
but here comes the ugly truth,when its us gurls holdin onto the money….it can go terribly wrong!
we…
overspent.
and sumtymes we splurge on a single thing…only to find we dun have any cash left for other stuff.and heres the by product that comes with it.we start to whine and say the money is never enuff and we don’t have enuff to shop.
every gurl faces that.
temptation.
I get a shoe-gasm when I see paradise of shoesss…
soo fancyy,soo colourful…but won really goo well with the wadrobe.duh!

a friend the oda day boughta a pair of shoes and she
was complainin on how it wasn the perfect fit. i
asked her..
“u didn try it on first?”
“yea,I did…”
“did it fit rite?”
“hehe,noo”
“then why in the world did u buy it?”
“caUSE IT WAS ON SALE ! plus ITS CUTE…” SHE CHUCKLES.

haha! NAH! I CAN’T BLAME HER.WE CAN’T BLAME HER.WE ALL DO That.
I think if I wasn’t a beauty queen,id be a trash collecter…
id have lotsa beauty junks ( psst ,some of them are expired ,but I keep them fer their nice packaging)
warning!!!
keepin expired beauty products cud be spreading tons and tons of bacteria.visualize it,tiny creepy crawlies partying on ur expired makeup!scary.
soo wee shall pledge to throw all unused or expired products! makeup,lotions,perfume…
its disgusting and unhygenic.

I have come up with a list on how much should each catergory’s spenditure be like.making a list before shoppin is a strategic way and benefits us.we don’t buy the wrong stuff and we get what we want most.but,the list alone doesn’t help.comes with discipline.soo are you in or chickenin out?

asha’s shoppin list
budget=$250
100%-->$2.50

1)face and body products
lotion,face masks,toner,mosturizer… 6%($15)
greasy skin and dry palms is a nono for me that’s why its first on my list.
2)undergarments
everybody needs too feel good in the inside.atleast for me.if u have a bigger budget,why not spent a lil more on lingerie.makes u feel sexyy…hehe try la senza,or blush!8%($20)
3)tops/bottoms/dresses
pick your clothes wisely,make sure u have shoes to go Along with it.pick one day clothing,night clothing,beach clothing,sporty clothing,formal clothing40%($100)
4)shoes
stick to neutral colours.eg:white,black,brown,grey
they go with almost anytink.but perhaps u could get one mustard yellow kitten heels or the red wham bang wedges.jus one…ok!12%($30)
5)makeup
yerp,artificial beauty it is.but to cover flaws and those pigmentation marks.it is a must have.geta good foundation that is of your skin type.ask the beauty personnels to help u with it.i jus can’t stand it wen gurls try to look fairer or extremely dark when they are not.and if your compact powder makes your face look grey,its jus soo wrong,throw it..get another one.if ur not into foundation,op for a good compact powder that gives u a natural finish.am wearin body shops compact.its guwd soo far.if u have a bigger bugdet,id suggest mac or bobbi brown.if ur face is blessed wit no scars,skip the makeup.bare is sexy.minimal is wise.16%($40)
6)accessories
witout it you will feel bare.get a few pieces to spice up that “u-thought-it-was-boring” outfit.
recently bought a vintage piece from suite1654 located at far east plaza.
7)bags/handbags
for work and school,get an organised bag that could stuff ur books,papers…I suggest aldo bags.
for goin out,get mini that u can stash your compact,lippie,hp,cash and cards..
u realise that ive not put a budget for num 6 and 7.cause I’m makin it alternate every month.one month accessories,one month handbags.
these way,I can neva go wrong.18%($45)

so the gss starts 25th may…get ur cash ready,fit into a comfy tee and jeans..and ur off!
ok,I think im goin to have a shoegasm now.
(p.s:asha’s shoppin list is only for gss month.its more expensive when they are no sales)

asha makes wonders
its always been about ourselves,why not…do your part in savin the world.get a shoppin bag.say no to extra packaging and paper bags.oh yea,they are nice…but 10 years down the road
ur childrenwill be wearin nutin to school cause all tress are gone.i’ve done my part,have you?

important information!
70% of ladies will suffer osteoarthritis on their feet when their age reaches around 60.why? its because most women and girls just love forcing their feet into shoes which is not their perfect size and fit. do not force your feet in and let it suffer in silence. to avoid it and still be all soooooo glamourous, you can ask the shop assistants to actually make the size slightly larger (some shops provide this service, don wery, they aren’t gna bite your shoe off…they have the right tools..) .this will make it more comfortable and your feet would also be healthy.

spread the love,
asha(shopping glamourette)
muah!

FRIENDSHIP?IS THERE TRULY ONE?

2007-04-16T19:27:00.000+08:00

A BIG HYELLOOO to all chicks.whether ur truly hot or self-claimed,jus hello to u!
nay kaung lar?("thats how are you?" in myanmar,gosh im startin to pick up different foreign languages since i started work,hehe)

and yeah...im startin to make a few friends at my werkplace...(pok join me quick!).oopssss!did i sae FRIENDS??jus what is the real definition?>
cud i consider him/her a friend if i knew her for only...hmmmm...1 week?
what is the true definition of friends?it cud be up to u...make a list...
asha's friendship list:

peace
respect
compassion
honesty
trust
loyalty
fun
love

oh well,i tink i barely got a pass on that test up there..so seriously,do i or do i not have a true friend?do you>?

im sure u've heard people going like "i don't trust her.but shes my bestfriend!"oh well at least for me,i have heard people sayin that...to be exact,i think ive said that before..maybe,a trillion times?(omg!asha is a bitch!)

accept the fact gurls,whenever u see that ur gurlfren is smarter,hotter,prettier,or she gets to date hot guys or her boobs are enormous not tiny like urs! the list can go on and on and on...YOU GET JEALOUS!its just a girl thing...gurls get jealous at the slightest stuff,we are emotionaL creatures.sometimes,too emotional.i'm like that.

and therefore i conclude thAT wen a gurlfriend suceeds,a little in us dies.

and then u say,my friendship lasted...its still everlastin!

oh well i tink i have an answer to that,friendship lasts when each friend thinks she has a slight superiority over the other.

face it,wen u tink tat ur slightly prettier and all the reasons like the above.u fell more comfortable with thAT friend of urs,cus u noe she can't beat u.okok,i'm like that too.

im startin to count how many friends i have left....this is scary..

and then u ask me again,why are gurl friendships sooo plastic and fake?soo full of lies and gossip?

it doesn't happen to boys...

oh well,i tink i can answer that too..hehe

boys kick friendship like football and it doesnt seem to crack,gurls treat it like glass and it falls into pieces.

we are jus too possesive.when we have a bestfriend,it jus have this certain rules.

we are not allowed to tAlk to either of our enemies,despite whether u bear a grudge on that person or not.
whAT she likes u like it too
what she hates u must hate it too
u start talkin and qoutin her words
ur clothes are the same..........etc...etc.............................................

lets jus sae,bestfriends=identical twins

that's why we have the bestfriend lookalike compatible competition..omg?don tell me we have to look the same to be friends now..

AND WHOEVER SAID THAT FRIENDSHIP IS EASY,HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAD A TRUE FRIEND.

here comes the musht partttt!!weeehehehehehe

The best of friends,

Can change a frown,Into a smile,when you feel down.

The best of friends,

Will understand,Your little trials,And lend a hand.

The best of friends,

Will always share,Your secret dreams,Because they care.

The best of friends,

Worth more than gold,Give all the love,A heart can hold.

specailly dedicated to all my peepies out dere,nint ko ngar chit tae(i love u/in myanmar)

ah chit(love),

asha

(p.s:lets add BETRAYAL to my friendship list):)

asha's PLASTIC FANTASY

2007-04-07T13:50:00.000+08:00

IF i had all the boys in the world..id make them work for me
lick my boots,oh! just PLEASE me
IF i had all the boys in the world, id make them WORSHIP me
CRAVE for me and DIE for me,oh!darling, just KNEEL to me
IF i had all the boys in the world,id seek revenge to those that hurt me
and all those that hurt my species,id cut your little balls..
IF i had all the boys in the world,
id made them into a coin operated one
and turn them on whenever i want to
no,if i want to!
and till it reaches the climax ,
they will be still....
till i insert a coin into my toy
n boy,
I WILL TELL U WEN WE WILL STOP!
and until then,honey,you will work it till i need to wind u again
when i 'm satisfied,a reward waits upon you
with another coin id insert into your cute little butt
and we play MY games till i get tired(of you)
that's when id take you by my fingers
and shove u under my bed
where its dark,stinky and full of your kind
cause,
I HAVE ALL THE BOYS IN THE WORLD
AND YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER REJECTED TOY!

love,
asha
p.s:inspired by a chick who can't make up her mind,i was against you
soo now,i tried to think like you.for gurls sufferin the same boy dillema,tis goes out to euu!

boys and toys
they rhyme dont they.
duh!i love my boyfriend!
duh!muahx!xoxoxo

spoiltbratzzzzz!!! THE REAL RICH AND THE WANNABES

2007-04-04T15:45:00.000+08:00

BRATZ.they are the worse group of females you could ever come across be it as a friend or werse,a gurlfriend.but weird as it seems,weirdos like these still are accepted in our social circle, even mine.two reasons being soo,we either dun giv a fcuk about their “multi-rich” lifestyle or we jus can’t get enuf of the gossipin about them to oda people.
me?frankly…it’s a lil bit of dose two reasons on y I still accept these “rich gurls” in my social circle.

the wannabes:
sadly,some gurls were’nt born to be such pampered freaks.it could be the influence of media,or jus a struggle within oneself to stand out.lets jus say its soul-searching gone wrong!
these gurls would swear upon gucci,prada,channel,fendi,coach…blah3 etc.but they hardly own one.oh yes,salutes to those brands.but jus spottin their brand aint gna make u a superstar dear switie.its how u carry it.personality to be exact.spoiltbrats,be it the real or the fake.they lack that.

how to spot a wannabe:
.wen u spot a gurl dressin up in an evening satin dress at cathay cine in the afternoon
drenched in sweat(prolly jus to show off)
.wearin ultra tite hot pants wen ur not blessed wit long lean scar-free legs,not tat im demoralising(I have short legs in fact).but tats jus showin excessive skin!plus if u spot any cellulite or strech marks,hah!now tats a giv away for a wannabe,cus the real rich have money to make those ugly scars disapear.
.wannabes hardly haf any real rich friends cus the rich brats only wanna be wit the rich brats.its like ur outa their league.soo these wannabes usually hang out wit average gurls like me so they can boss n show off.it makes them feel more superior than us.
.they talk about fine dining for dinner but they hardly haf any cash.
.fast food is a curse and wen u mention it their faces change as if u trew shit at their faces,but they end up eatin at dose places tho.
.they talk in a stupid slang.gurls stop it ok!its a huge turn off.in fact I tink it makes u look like u have speech problem.
.thay dress up to town almost everyday but they hav no cash.prolly jus scoutin around fer attention.it mus be a tiring job huh?hehe
.they talk about how they bought these forever21 shirt tat cost $60 n they’re soo proud of it.mind u,the real rich dun talk about the cost.they jus pick n pay.
.wen they start qoutin catch phrases like “tats hot”,”cool”,”I tink tats cute”,”gorgeous”,or “cud u get me this and tat”,puhleeesssshhhh”….omg,that is soo not hot!is tat all in ur cutie putie pinky dictionary?
.they dun use to smile and be loud.they’re soo stuck up and walk lyk sum catwalk model.
.lastly,they wanna be in the centre of attention,and they make u feel ur not guwd enuf.

the richbrats:
what more need I say about them?every single stupid detail mus be done for them.
a tiny weeny diarohhea means hospital fer dem
a thirsty lil throat means starbucks fer them
a hungry lil tummy means fine dinind fer dem
shopin and spendin 60oo bucks a week is a hobby fer them.
compulsive and exageratin behavoiur is soo them!
please dear parents,ur destroyin ur precious gurls!!!
they r turnin into monsters!haha
n nobody wans to befriend a monster
werse still she mite be taken advantage by her friends fer fame or jus the money
friendship=company nutin more den tat.

soo,do you have brats as friends?it cud be ur best friend..
how do we deal wit it:
.talk calmly and lay ur opinions
.do not criticise and say stuff like”u haf bitchy behaviour”,”y ur soo sucky nowadaes?”
.ask her if she’s facin any problems
.tell her u miss the old her and u miss the thinks u used to do wit her
.do those tinks u used to do wit her
.get a new hobby fer the both of u like muay thai or picnics.they get u away from the busy high life and help u lose calories.

if she insists and is not able to accept ur opinions u mite as well leave her alone!
harsh?well not to me.it mite be a guwd tyme fer self reflection fer her.anyway,y shud u stress urself if she doesn’t even wanna hear u out and ignores ur feelings..?
jus tell urself,”people change.some fer the better,some fer the werst.she’ll wake up one dae.its not my loss,its hers.cus I did care about her,but she didn care about me”

cherios ladies!!!
lurve,
asha
28 march 2007

THE EX(BOYFRIEND) FILESSS

2007-03-16T16:02:00.000+08:00

holla!
its been a year since i broke up wit ma ex..sob2...urghhh!
but gues wat...he's still bitchin about me till tis dae!
and tat im a bitch,i sux,or wut was it?i neva existed???
well guess wut dearie,i dun mind u bitchin bout me.jus bitch till u get tired ayte?
n fer the peeps outsa dere whu jus wanna here the juiciest gossip,jus hear till ya ears drop off..weeee!
just wat is his fweakin problem uh?i wonder....
shud he entirely be blamed...or do i get the part of the blame..??

the problem:
he initiated the break-up
no reason
and went missing in action fer a month!
sooo...do i reallly noe da reason why i broke up with my ex? NO..

-ya noe the real freakin reason why you broke up with ur boyfwen?
-haf u eva wundered the guys u hooked up with which seem soo ohh-purrfect neva call u again afta u went
fer dat movee date?
-or why guys dun aprroach u n dey prefer your frens?

i've yet to ged da real reason fwom tat ex of mineee...
but heree are some of the reasons why guys dig u n y dey dun..
(tis is based on experience uh!i've learnt n mebe u cud pick sum of da tips)
-ur pretty but u whine n whine n whine...quit whining babes..it sounds lyk howling dogs to guys
-ur sweet,but ur mouth is all ohh sooo bitchy.nutin nice comes outa ur mouth
-ur hot..but u dress too skimpily(goes to dose whu haf boyfwens,boys do ged possesive at tymes ya noe..dey feel that we r their possesion n somehow we do have to respect it to a certain extent)
-ur blessed wit brains but u push and boss dem around(demanding rides..bring me here..bring me dere)
-gurls,dun vent yur anger at him afta u had a bad dae wit SOMEBODY ELSE n not him!
dey r there to comfort u n be ya fwen not ur punching bag fer goodness sake!
n guysss,dun get sensitive by her monstrous hideous tantrums.we r screaming tru u not at you!
-BAD BREATH!NEED I SAE MORE GURLS???
-chicks,bear tis in mind we are gurlfrens not stalkers..dun call 50 times a day sweetie..guys need space,dun traped dem lyk a caged bird.the best way to lose love is to hold on to titely,the bes wae to keep love is to gif them wings.
-guys dun lyk it wen u lie
-n gurls,no matter how hot tat guy fren of his is...dun flirt wit him in his presence or witout!news spread ya noe..
-n dun fake ur boob size,and dun try to flash tat non-exiztent butt of urs...its obvious ya noe!n guys are not buyin it...hehehe

soo,tats wut i haf gathered..of course if u haf anymore reasons or experiences on why a guy neva can stick to u..do leave ur comments ayte!
soo here cums the mushy part.
neva gif up on love..the fastest way to recieve love is to give love..
AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
till now,
the ex files is closed.
asha